1 00:00:01,992 --> 00:00:04,602 (light music) 2 00:01:13,984 --> 00:01:18,244 (speaking in a foreign language) 3 00:02:58,397 --> 00:03:00,997 (happy music) 4 00:03:33,776 --> 00:03:35,436 - [Glen] Allenby House? 5 00:03:35,438 --> 00:03:36,828 - Up there mate. 6 00:03:59,161 --> 00:04:01,771 (car honking) 7 00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:06,663 - That you was it? 8 00:04:06,660 --> 00:04:09,060 - Well I don't see anyone else around here. 9 00:04:10,490 --> 00:04:12,620 - No, nor do I. 10 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:16,640 - Could you move your mutton off the road please? 11 00:04:16,642 --> 00:04:17,612 - Oh yes. 12 00:04:17,611 --> 00:04:18,691 - Thank you. 13 00:04:18,685 --> 00:04:19,675 - Right away sir. 14 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:20,786 - Thank you. 15 00:04:20,788 --> 00:04:22,058 - Just leave this here. 16 00:04:22,057 --> 00:04:22,927 - Hmm. 17 00:04:22,926 --> 00:04:23,866 Right 18 00:04:23,874 --> 00:04:24,804 - Okay? 19 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:25,668 - Hmm? 20 00:04:27,061 --> 00:04:28,611 Oi. 21 00:04:28,612 --> 00:04:29,482 Whoa. 22 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:30,710 Oh my god. 23 00:04:30,708 --> 00:04:32,288 What are you doing. 24 00:04:32,288 --> 00:04:33,158 Hey. 25 00:04:34,201 --> 00:04:35,651 Hey, hey don't just walk away. 26 00:04:35,653 --> 00:04:37,333 Get this off of here. 27 00:04:37,326 --> 00:04:38,186 Oh my god. 28 00:04:39,140 --> 00:04:40,010 My car. 29 00:04:40,009 --> 00:04:40,879 My car. 30 00:04:43,627 --> 00:04:44,637 - [Stepehns] And it was you that discovered 31 00:04:44,638 --> 00:04:45,888 the forced entry, was it sir? 32 00:04:45,893 --> 00:04:48,893 - No Joyce, no. 33 00:04:48,893 --> 00:04:50,513 I'm not gonna go out on Sunday. 34 00:04:51,548 --> 00:04:53,518 Sunday is my day of rest. 35 00:04:53,517 --> 00:04:54,587 (car honking) 36 00:04:54,586 --> 00:04:55,446 - Sir. 37 00:04:56,786 --> 00:05:00,576 - [Barnaby] We'll talk later. 38 00:05:07,167 --> 00:05:08,217 - [Harry] What is it now, Sir Malcolm? 39 00:05:08,224 --> 00:05:10,314 - Look at the time, you dim ninny. 40 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,580 It's five o'clock. 41 00:05:11,582 --> 00:05:12,972 Rush hour. 42 00:05:12,969 --> 00:05:15,909 You bring us this way but we'll be here 'til breakfast. 43 00:05:15,909 --> 00:05:18,309 Take us past the community centre 44 00:05:18,307 --> 00:05:20,697 and then on up to the crem. 45 00:05:20,695 --> 00:05:21,555 - Right, sir. 46 00:05:24,531 --> 00:05:26,231 - What's all that about? 47 00:05:26,231 --> 00:05:27,471 - Sir Malcolm Frazer. 48 00:05:27,473 --> 00:05:30,473 has but passing acquaintance with reality that man, 49 00:05:30,465 --> 00:05:33,225 he is rehearsing his own funeral. 50 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:36,902 (car honking) 51 00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:39,054 He thinks they are coming to get him. 52 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:40,097 - Which they? 53 00:05:40,102 --> 00:05:41,722 - Oh, god knows. 54 00:05:41,718 --> 00:05:44,798 Just wish they'd hurry up. 55 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:45,760 - Sir. 56 00:05:45,756 --> 00:05:47,056 - What? 57 00:05:47,058 --> 00:05:48,728 - I don't suppose you've heard anything 58 00:05:48,734 --> 00:05:50,234 about my application for-- 59 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:53,445 - No Stephens, I have not, not even a whisper. 60 00:05:53,447 --> 00:05:56,257 And even if I had, I couldn't possible say. 61 00:05:56,262 --> 00:05:58,982 - So, you could know something then. 62 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:01,475 - Go away. 63 00:06:01,479 --> 00:06:04,169 (lively music) 64 00:06:16,113 --> 00:06:16,983 - Ah. 65 00:06:18,147 --> 00:06:19,557 Stupid. 66 00:06:19,563 --> 00:06:21,053 Ah. 67 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:22,217 What's that for? 68 00:06:23,164 --> 00:06:26,364 - This is a grenade old son. 69 00:06:26,355 --> 00:06:30,345 You don't whack it out the ground we all get blown to hell. 70 00:06:36,312 --> 00:06:37,182 - Gently does it. 71 00:06:37,181 --> 00:06:38,321 Watch the varnish. 72 00:06:40,911 --> 00:06:42,241 You see. 73 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,865 Couldn't be easier. 74 00:06:43,870 --> 00:06:47,470 Roll out, roll on, hey ho, away we go. 75 00:06:49,544 --> 00:06:50,414 Come on. 76 00:06:58,169 --> 00:06:59,039 That's the ticket. 77 00:06:59,037 --> 00:07:01,627 Now, during the final hymn, 78 00:07:01,626 --> 00:07:03,746 ♪ Bread of Heaven ♪ 79 00:07:03,745 --> 00:07:06,195 ♪ Feed me now and evermore ♪ 80 00:07:06,201 --> 00:07:08,601 ♪ Ever more ♪ 81 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:10,675 you, Nicky, up here in the pulpit, 82 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:11,980 don't want the vicar doing it, 83 00:07:11,984 --> 00:07:15,514 complete faffer, you press the button here 84 00:07:15,508 --> 00:07:18,748 which sends me down my last little journey 85 00:07:18,751 --> 00:07:23,461 to the barbecue and so from box to urn. 86 00:07:23,464 --> 00:07:24,694 Any questions? 87 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:26,024 - Can we go home now? 88 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:37,654 (car honking) 89 00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:59,890 - He gonna kill someone, some day. 90 00:07:59,888 --> 00:08:01,228 - Not if I get him first. 91 00:08:05,086 --> 00:08:06,236 - Oi. 92 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:07,716 You. 93 00:08:07,716 --> 00:08:08,586 Wells. 94 00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:12,101 - Hang on lads 95 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:13,840 - Uh oh, here we go. 96 00:08:16,736 --> 00:08:17,786 - What do you want? 97 00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:18,879 - Just slumming. 98 00:08:18,884 --> 00:08:20,644 How are the peasants' eleven today? 99 00:08:20,636 --> 00:08:22,776 - Ready to take you pack of tossers apart. 100 00:08:22,784 --> 00:08:24,614 - Thrashed you last year. 101 00:08:24,608 --> 00:08:26,588 - Yeah, Ball tampering. 102 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:27,479 Bent umpire. 103 00:08:27,476 --> 00:08:30,186 - Oh yes, yes, yes, good. 104 00:08:30,187 --> 00:08:31,057 Jolly good. 105 00:08:31,055 --> 00:08:32,775 Let's keep it for the game shall we? 106 00:08:33,993 --> 00:08:36,353 - We would like you to change your umpire this year. 107 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:37,389 - Why? 108 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:39,562 - Because Sir Malcolm is half blind. 109 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:40,481 - I am not. 110 00:08:42,804 --> 00:08:44,114 - Who'd you have in mind? 111 00:08:45,379 --> 00:08:49,279 - Anyone who isn't biassed, bent or bribed. 112 00:08:51,562 --> 00:08:53,162 - You cannot be serious. 113 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:55,458 - You could balance out some of Sir Malcolm's 114 00:08:55,462 --> 00:08:57,122 more daft decisions. 115 00:08:57,116 --> 00:08:57,976 - No. 116 00:08:57,984 --> 00:08:58,854 - And it might not end in the usual 117 00:08:58,853 --> 00:08:59,893 punch up if you're there. 118 00:08:59,894 --> 00:09:01,154 - You're not listening to me, are you? 119 00:09:01,154 --> 00:09:02,294 - [Jones] An you could claim it as overtime. 120 00:09:02,292 --> 00:09:03,162 - Jones. 121 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:04,400 Sunday, my day off. 122 00:09:04,398 --> 00:09:05,788 Sunday I shall be in there. 123 00:09:05,785 --> 00:09:08,615 Feet up, watching the telly, brain in neutral. 124 00:09:08,621 --> 00:09:11,461 - After you've fixed the down pipe and talked 125 00:09:11,457 --> 00:09:13,787 to the neighbours about their hedge 126 00:09:13,793 --> 00:09:15,953 and gone to the garden centre. 127 00:09:27,421 --> 00:09:29,281 - What ho young Jarvis. 128 00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:30,147 - Sir Malcolm. 129 00:09:30,146 --> 00:09:32,346 This is now a safe house, right? 130 00:09:32,353 --> 00:09:34,133 - This is our home. 131 00:09:34,126 --> 00:09:35,716 - Which you rent to the government. 132 00:09:35,721 --> 00:09:37,221 Correct? 133 00:09:37,223 --> 00:09:38,293 - Yes, your point being? 134 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:39,596 - I've just walked straight in. 135 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:40,610 Unchallenged. 136 00:09:40,611 --> 00:09:42,631 - We knew you were coming. 137 00:09:42,634 --> 00:09:45,634 - That, that is not the point. 138 00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:47,577 Tomorrow a VIP is arriving. 139 00:09:47,577 --> 00:09:50,047 Everything must be in order vis-à-vis security. 140 00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:51,048 - Who's coming? 141 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:52,179 - Classified. 142 00:09:52,175 --> 00:09:53,895 - We have the highest clearance. 143 00:09:53,895 --> 00:09:55,285 - Not for some time. 144 00:09:55,293 --> 00:09:57,243 - Listen chummy, I was running Berlin 145 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:58,470 while you were still in nappies. 146 00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:00,593 Nicky and Jen here were front line operatives 147 00:10:00,590 --> 00:10:03,120 when you were barely pushing your first pen. 148 00:10:03,123 --> 00:10:06,053 - And now you are running a specialised B and B 149 00:10:06,053 --> 00:10:07,333 so get used to it. 150 00:10:09,672 --> 00:10:13,592 And make sure these CCTV cameras are working. 151 00:10:15,083 --> 00:10:17,223 - Oh, We don't like him, do we? 152 00:10:17,221 --> 00:10:18,491 - No we don't. 153 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:19,713 - Don't you dare. 154 00:10:19,713 --> 00:10:20,683 You leave him alone. 155 00:10:20,683 --> 00:10:22,343 We need the money. 156 00:10:22,341 --> 00:10:24,021 Allenby needs the money. 157 00:10:25,406 --> 00:10:26,496 - And I need a drink. 158 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,323 - I was a spook once. 159 00:10:42,319 --> 00:10:43,489 - You were not. 160 00:10:43,487 --> 00:10:45,227 - I was. 161 00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:49,488 When I graduated from Bramshill, they asked me to join MI6. 162 00:10:51,493 --> 00:10:52,363 - Why? 163 00:10:53,601 --> 00:10:54,901 - 'Cause I spoke Russian. 164 00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:57,387 - But you don't speak Russian. 165 00:10:57,386 --> 00:10:58,596 - No, they'd got the wrong person. 166 00:10:58,596 --> 00:11:00,366 They really wanted Brenda Packard. 167 00:11:02,110 --> 00:11:02,980 - Brenda? 168 00:11:02,978 --> 00:11:03,848 In our WI? 169 00:11:03,847 --> 00:11:05,117 Grows big vegetables? 170 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:06,253 - That's the chap. 171 00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:08,619 She's been with MI6 for years. 172 00:11:09,899 --> 00:11:10,769 - Goodness. 173 00:11:10,767 --> 00:11:12,547 - I tried it for a few months. 174 00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:15,477 Security officer, grade seven. 175 00:11:15,477 --> 00:11:18,607 Drank gallons of weak tea and er played cricket 176 00:11:18,605 --> 00:11:20,115 in the corridors. 177 00:11:21,721 --> 00:11:22,881 - You never told me any of this. 178 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:25,460 - Well no Joyce, secret, innit? 179 00:11:57,144 --> 00:12:01,904 There are 42 basic areas of cricket rules. 180 00:12:01,898 --> 00:12:05,788 And they are split into numbered sub headings 181 00:12:05,788 --> 00:12:10,028 which produce thousands, thousands of sub sub clauses. 182 00:12:10,032 --> 00:12:11,802 I will never forgive you for this. 183 00:12:13,712 --> 00:12:14,602 What's happening? 184 00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:18,431 - Bossy woman came in looking for you, 185 00:12:18,425 --> 00:12:21,895 wouldn't give her name but left you this. 186 00:12:21,901 --> 00:12:23,241 A lot of numbers. 187 00:12:23,241 --> 00:12:24,111 - Thank you. 188 00:12:24,109 --> 00:12:25,629 - Also, break-in at the museum. 189 00:12:25,631 --> 00:12:26,661 Nothing missing though. 190 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:29,183 - Oh do you Think you could handle that? 191 00:12:29,176 --> 00:12:30,236 - I'll do my best. 192 00:12:32,387 --> 00:12:33,807 So what is it? 193 00:12:33,809 --> 00:12:37,659 - It's a substitution and multiplication cypher based 194 00:12:37,663 --> 00:12:39,953 on a pre agreed word which is then given 195 00:12:39,947 --> 00:12:42,377 its numerical position in the alphabet and multiplied 196 00:12:42,376 --> 00:12:46,646 by the date of delivery and sent in five number sections. 197 00:12:46,648 --> 00:12:48,418 - Oh, So what does it say? 198 00:12:48,424 --> 00:12:50,574 - I Haven't the faintest idea. 199 00:12:50,572 --> 00:12:51,442 - Morning. 200 00:12:51,441 --> 00:12:52,311 - Morning. 201 00:12:52,309 --> 00:12:55,429 Ah, woman Police Constable Stephens, 202 00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:58,376 I have a letter here for you. 203 00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:06,375 Or maybe it's not for you Beacuase it's addressed 204 00:13:06,380 --> 00:13:09,130 to Detective Constable Stephens. 205 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,184 Do you think you could phone next time please Brenda? 206 00:13:37,181 --> 00:13:39,611 - I like to keep my hand in. 207 00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:42,861 - It took me two hours to work this out. 208 00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:43,784 Oh a beer. 209 00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:44,872 Thank you very much. 210 00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,156 - [Brenda] The beer is for me. 211 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,869 Lemonade for you. 212 00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:50,389 - [Barnaby] So how's the daughter then? 213 00:13:50,392 --> 00:13:52,182 - Forever in your debt. 214 00:13:52,175 --> 00:13:53,035 As am I. 215 00:13:56,060 --> 00:13:58,670 - You're not really retired are you? 216 00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:00,322 - Let's just say I tend to work more 217 00:14:00,319 --> 00:14:01,819 from the garden these days. 218 00:14:03,322 --> 00:14:05,472 - So what can I do for you Brenda? 219 00:14:06,867 --> 00:14:09,097 - Allenby House. 220 00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:11,919 The company in its wisdom has decreed 221 00:14:11,924 --> 00:14:13,824 that it should be a safe house. 222 00:14:13,822 --> 00:14:15,502 - Safe house? 223 00:14:15,501 --> 00:14:17,351 Run by Malcolm Frazer? 224 00:14:17,346 --> 00:14:19,276 What sort of drugs are they on? 225 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:21,615 - Relatively safe house then. 226 00:14:21,622 --> 00:14:25,542 A stop-over for people on sensitive government business. 227 00:14:25,542 --> 00:14:28,502 Good food, comfy beds and the odd, 228 00:14:31,267 --> 00:14:34,237 whatever they need to keep them happy and co-operative. 229 00:14:35,237 --> 00:14:36,387 - I do not approve. 230 00:14:36,386 --> 00:14:38,876 - Your approval is not required. 231 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,678 But your expertise could be. 232 00:14:42,809 --> 00:14:45,969 I was hoping you might pay an informal courtesy call 233 00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:50,469 and check that everything is tickety boo at the funny farm. 234 00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:51,703 - Why can't you do that? 235 00:14:51,696 --> 00:14:53,366 - Because I am the left hand 236 00:14:53,372 --> 00:14:55,972 that doesn't let the right hand know what it's doing. 237 00:14:55,968 --> 00:14:56,858 - Oh. 238 00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,315 The great game. 239 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:02,172 - Mr. Kipling wasn't just a jam tart. 240 00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:04,970 - Your health. 241 00:15:06,183 --> 00:15:08,883 (upbeat music) 242 00:15:11,235 --> 00:15:13,055 - [Security Man] Sir. 243 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,065 - [Gien] Morning. 244 00:15:34,314 --> 00:15:35,774 - Mr. Barnaby. 245 00:15:35,765 --> 00:15:37,225 - Yes. 246 00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:39,988 - I gather you were once one of us. 247 00:15:39,992 --> 00:15:41,652 - Just passing through. 248 00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:42,519 - Pity. 249 00:15:42,518 --> 00:15:44,498 We might have ended up on the same desk. 250 00:15:48,667 --> 00:15:50,157 He's in the library. 251 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:51,028 - Thank you. 252 00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:01,715 - Silk is best. 253 00:16:01,722 --> 00:16:05,002 Nylon would really irritate the skin. 254 00:16:04,996 --> 00:16:06,456 - I'm sure you're right sir. 255 00:16:07,516 --> 00:16:09,826 - Ah, what brings the plod round here? 256 00:16:09,834 --> 00:16:13,494 - I gather that your house, this house has been inducted 257 00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:15,454 into the service of Queen and country. 258 00:16:15,454 --> 00:16:16,584 - I have no choice. 259 00:16:16,580 --> 00:16:19,870 Allenby soaks up the dosh like a blooming sponge. 260 00:16:19,865 --> 00:16:21,975 - And I wondered if you needed any, you know, 261 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,831 help with security or anything like that? 262 00:16:24,825 --> 00:16:26,265 - Oh. 263 00:16:26,267 --> 00:16:28,577 Oh that's very good of you. 264 00:16:28,582 --> 00:16:29,452 Yes. 265 00:16:29,450 --> 00:16:31,210 Yes, what do you want? 266 00:16:31,209 --> 00:16:34,169 - I was just wondering who your visitor was? 267 00:16:34,170 --> 00:16:35,580 - This is DCI Barnaby. 268 00:16:35,579 --> 00:16:39,369 He's offered to double check the security stuff for us. 269 00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:43,144 - How kind, but I think you'll find that our arrangements 270 00:16:43,138 --> 00:16:45,238 are probably a bit beyond the expertise 271 00:16:45,244 --> 00:16:46,664 of a country policeman. 272 00:16:46,662 --> 00:16:48,712 - Barnaby worked for the company. 273 00:16:48,706 --> 00:16:50,136 When you were about 12. 274 00:16:51,388 --> 00:16:53,078 - Well isn't that interesting, 275 00:16:53,075 --> 00:16:55,065 but we can manage fine, thank you. 276 00:16:57,778 --> 00:17:01,258 - Is it illegal to strangle nasty little weasels? 277 00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:04,922 - I think it's actively encouraged, isn't it Sir? 278 00:17:07,870 --> 00:17:10,120 - [Amanda] They don't seem to have stolen anything. 279 00:17:10,123 --> 00:17:11,053 - Are you sure? 280 00:17:11,051 --> 00:17:12,551 - Well I haven't done a total check. 281 00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:15,113 But they certainly didn't take anything valuable. 282 00:17:16,192 --> 00:17:17,522 - Nothing vandalised? 283 00:17:19,007 --> 00:17:21,697 - Bit of a mystery Mr. Jones. 284 00:17:23,314 --> 00:17:25,424 - Certainly is Miss Watson. 285 00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:29,695 - Are you ever coming round again? 286 00:17:29,695 --> 00:17:31,825 - I can't sleep with a suspect. 287 00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:32,703 - Suspect! 288 00:17:32,701 --> 00:17:34,651 - Well you could have done it yourself. 289 00:17:34,648 --> 00:17:35,798 Insurance scam. 290 00:17:35,795 --> 00:17:37,365 - You big chicken. 291 00:17:37,369 --> 00:17:38,369 How about tonight? 292 00:17:38,370 --> 00:17:39,240 - No! 293 00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:46,540 Look, just check your stock and give me a call. 294 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,130 At the station. 295 00:17:49,131 --> 00:17:50,411 - It wouldn't take long. 296 00:17:50,414 --> 00:17:52,174 I'd be gentle. 297 00:17:52,170 --> 00:17:53,270 - Oh you are. 298 00:17:53,268 --> 00:17:57,088 - I'd still respect you. (laughing) 299 00:17:58,005 --> 00:18:00,605 (light music) 300 00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:09,289 - So who's the grand fromage? 301 00:18:10,932 --> 00:18:12,092 - [Glen] Glen jarvis. 302 00:18:12,094 --> 00:18:13,484 - [Geoffrey] Nice to meet you 303 00:18:13,482 --> 00:18:15,382 - Dear god Geoffrey Larkin. 304 00:18:16,544 --> 00:18:18,724 - I recruited him 30 years ago. 305 00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:20,683 Straight out of Causton Grammar. 306 00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:24,074 - Best young batsman this county ever had. 307 00:18:24,072 --> 00:18:24,952 - Sir Malcolm. 308 00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:27,747 Long time no see. 309 00:18:29,213 --> 00:18:30,283 - Damned traitor! 310 00:18:35,886 --> 00:18:37,176 Hurry up Seth. 311 00:18:37,179 --> 00:18:38,309 Get a move on. 312 00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:41,901 - Sir Malcolm, I'd like to thank you. 313 00:18:43,042 --> 00:18:44,772 - What for? 314 00:18:44,772 --> 00:18:47,522 - For getting me on board the biggest gravy train ever. 315 00:18:47,523 --> 00:18:49,053 - I don't find that funny. 316 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:49,905 If I'd had my way-- 317 00:18:49,914 --> 00:18:52,424 - Malcom, Geoffrey is our guest. 318 00:18:53,696 --> 00:18:54,786 - Government's guest. 319 00:18:56,313 --> 00:18:57,863 - When I was a lad this house was 320 00:18:57,856 --> 00:19:01,486 just a sort of unattainable concept on the horizon. 321 00:19:03,049 --> 00:19:05,269 Now I could buy ten of them. 322 00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:08,220 Amazing how the world turns, eh Malcolm? 323 00:19:09,890 --> 00:19:11,560 - Are you still playing cricket? 324 00:19:13,017 --> 00:19:14,207 - Whenever I can. 325 00:19:14,206 --> 00:19:15,566 - How about tomorrow? 326 00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:17,562 We have the annual match against the village team 327 00:19:17,563 --> 00:19:20,363 and as a temporary house guest you'd be eligible 328 00:19:20,358 --> 00:19:21,778 to play for Allenby. 329 00:19:21,776 --> 00:19:24,606 - Mr. Larkin is here for important discussions 330 00:19:24,612 --> 00:19:25,712 with government ministers. 331 00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:28,257 He is not here to waste his time playing cricket. 332 00:19:29,575 --> 00:19:31,005 - I'll think about it. 333 00:19:31,014 --> 00:19:31,884 - I really do feel-- 334 00:19:31,883 --> 00:19:34,093 - I said I'll think about it. 335 00:19:36,874 --> 00:19:38,384 - Well whatever we can do 336 00:19:38,376 --> 00:19:40,616 to make your stay more pleasurable. 337 00:20:43,511 --> 00:20:45,301 You must be a boy scout. 338 00:21:40,981 --> 00:21:43,591 (light music) 339 00:21:54,658 --> 00:21:56,138 - [Seth] Morning. 340 00:22:13,619 --> 00:22:16,569 (camera clicking) 341 00:22:32,422 --> 00:22:35,822 - Morning all and a lovely morning it is too. 342 00:22:35,820 --> 00:22:38,280 And that looks like a serious breakfast. 343 00:22:38,283 --> 00:22:39,153 - Nicky? 344 00:22:39,151 --> 00:22:40,021 - Father? 345 00:22:53,269 --> 00:22:57,469 - Father, it's been too long. 346 00:22:58,586 --> 00:22:59,986 - He asked what I'm up to? 347 00:22:59,994 --> 00:23:04,414 so dit dit dah dit dit dit dah dah dit dah dit dah 348 00:23:04,407 --> 00:23:09,127 dit dah dah dah dah dit dit dah dit dit dit dah dit. 349 00:23:10,437 --> 00:23:12,217 - Don't be so damn rude. 350 00:23:12,216 --> 00:23:14,436 - Could we have a little less morse code please? 351 00:23:14,438 --> 00:23:17,648 I have got a terrible head. 352 00:23:17,647 --> 00:23:18,727 - [Geoffrey] Morning Glen. 353 00:23:18,733 --> 00:23:19,883 - Morning. 354 00:23:19,882 --> 00:23:22,142 - I was just telling them here how I'd be delighted 355 00:23:22,141 --> 00:23:25,211 to play for their team against the village yobs. 356 00:23:25,212 --> 00:23:26,602 - Fantastic. 357 00:23:26,604 --> 00:23:29,214 - Being a former yob myself I know how they think. 358 00:23:30,285 --> 00:23:31,145 Don't I Malcolm? 359 00:23:35,801 --> 00:23:37,911 - See, the throat. 360 00:23:37,907 --> 00:23:39,667 look at the throat. 361 00:23:39,669 --> 00:23:42,609 Torn, slashed, ripped right out. 362 00:23:42,610 --> 00:23:45,140 - Yes I can see that, Mr. Comfort. 363 00:23:45,143 --> 00:23:46,333 - So what done it, eh? 364 00:23:48,272 --> 00:23:50,502 - Probably a dog. 365 00:23:50,503 --> 00:23:52,053 - Dog? 366 00:23:52,048 --> 00:23:54,038 What kinda dog done that? 367 00:23:54,037 --> 00:23:55,517 That ain't no dog, woman. 368 00:23:56,749 --> 00:23:58,319 No dog's that vicious. 369 00:23:59,449 --> 00:24:01,059 - So what do you think it was? 370 00:24:02,323 --> 00:24:04,643 - Obvious ain't it. 371 00:24:04,635 --> 00:24:07,395 The beast. 372 00:24:07,397 --> 00:24:08,517 - The beast. 373 00:24:08,518 --> 00:24:09,618 - The beast. 374 00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:12,496 The beast has returned. 375 00:24:12,504 --> 00:24:15,044 Just like they said it would. 376 00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:18,918 You best be catching it before it does more than sheep. 377 00:24:18,917 --> 00:24:19,787 - Sergeant. 378 00:24:20,768 --> 00:24:23,348 Thank you so much for your assistance. 379 00:24:24,527 --> 00:24:26,047 - This way please sir. 380 00:24:27,911 --> 00:24:30,171 Just through there. 381 00:24:30,168 --> 00:24:33,438 - The big foot and mouth, he lost his cottage. 382 00:24:33,442 --> 00:24:36,422 Life's been a bit too much for him since. 383 00:24:39,038 --> 00:24:39,908 - Ben. 384 00:24:41,700 --> 00:24:43,360 What do you think? 385 00:24:43,355 --> 00:24:46,495 I mean how plain are plain clothes, supposed to be? 386 00:24:48,822 --> 00:24:49,692 - Umm. 387 00:24:49,690 --> 00:24:51,000 - The umpire shall make frequent 388 00:24:51,001 --> 00:24:53,651 and irregular inspections of the ball. 389 00:24:53,649 --> 00:24:56,909 In the event of any fielder changing the condition 390 00:24:56,913 --> 00:24:59,463 of the ball unfairly, the umpire 391 00:24:59,457 --> 00:25:01,697 shall change the ball forthwith. 392 00:25:03,414 --> 00:25:06,244 Rule 69 subsection seven. 393 00:25:10,145 --> 00:25:11,315 - Going somewhere? 394 00:25:11,323 --> 00:25:14,123 - I believe in meticulous planning. 395 00:25:14,118 --> 00:25:17,648 - And turning every situation to your own advantage. 396 00:25:17,653 --> 00:25:19,813 - You were the one who did that. 397 00:25:19,811 --> 00:25:21,721 You betrayed our whole ethos. 398 00:25:22,786 --> 00:25:25,846 - Oh dear, oh dear, naughty Geoffrey Larkin. 399 00:25:25,848 --> 00:25:29,228 Didn't go to our school, wasn't a member of our club, 400 00:25:30,568 --> 00:25:32,938 and, worst of all, got very rich. 401 00:25:32,939 --> 00:25:34,709 - What do you want? 402 00:25:34,711 --> 00:25:36,311 - November the ninth 1989. 403 00:25:36,307 --> 00:25:37,357 Ring any bells? 404 00:25:38,486 --> 00:25:39,876 - Berlin wall came down. 405 00:25:41,426 --> 00:25:43,106 - Right. 406 00:25:43,105 --> 00:25:44,075 End of history. 407 00:25:45,628 --> 00:25:48,098 And guess who was one of the first people clambering 408 00:25:48,100 --> 00:25:49,590 over the rubble to have a squizz 409 00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:51,221 at the East German files eh? 410 00:25:52,698 --> 00:25:53,928 Yup. 411 00:25:53,928 --> 00:25:55,118 Geoffrey Larkin. 412 00:25:56,660 --> 00:26:00,600 Walked away with suitcases full of fascinating documents. 413 00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:01,472 - Typical. 414 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:06,620 - I recently came across one old file marked Wolfman. 415 00:26:11,125 --> 00:26:11,985 Hello. 416 00:26:13,146 --> 00:26:14,396 You've gone all pale. 417 00:26:15,450 --> 00:26:17,590 Blood pressure having a bit of a plummet? 418 00:26:20,955 --> 00:26:26,025 Wolfman, whoever he was, liked to feed at 70 Wilhelmstrasse. 419 00:26:28,098 --> 00:26:29,298 The British Embassy. 420 00:26:31,028 --> 00:26:32,958 Would you like that file Sir Malcolm? 421 00:26:35,950 --> 00:26:38,200 - I don't do deals with traitors. 422 00:26:53,092 --> 00:26:54,492 - [Barnaby] You want what? 423 00:26:54,489 --> 00:26:56,159 - [Glen] Since our guest at Allenby-- 424 00:26:56,157 --> 00:26:57,217 - [Barnaby] Geoffrey Larkin. 425 00:26:57,221 --> 00:26:59,871 - Whose identity is classified information. 426 00:26:59,866 --> 00:27:01,286 - Not in the pub it isn't. 427 00:27:02,268 --> 00:27:06,148 - Since our guest at Allenby has seen fit to play cricket 428 00:27:06,146 --> 00:27:08,636 at this village match this afternoon-- 429 00:27:08,639 --> 00:27:09,819 - What? 430 00:27:09,817 --> 00:27:11,977 No, no, no, no, no, no! 431 00:27:11,975 --> 00:27:13,405 He can't do that. 432 00:27:13,414 --> 00:27:14,834 He played for the county. 433 00:27:14,832 --> 00:27:17,202 - But as a guest at Allenby, 434 00:27:17,199 --> 00:27:19,749 he has the correct residential qualifications. 435 00:27:19,754 --> 00:27:21,524 I've already cleared it. 436 00:27:21,516 --> 00:27:22,946 - Well thanks a lot. 437 00:27:22,945 --> 00:27:23,805 - Jones. 438 00:27:25,051 --> 00:27:25,921 - Excuse me! 439 00:27:25,919 --> 00:27:27,429 - Oh I'm sorry Mr. Jarvis. 440 00:27:27,428 --> 00:27:28,898 You were saying? 441 00:27:28,898 --> 00:27:31,258 - I would like you to provide extra men 442 00:27:31,255 --> 00:27:34,955 at said cricket match to ensure his safety. 443 00:27:36,677 --> 00:27:38,207 - Police men? 444 00:27:38,210 --> 00:27:39,080 - Obviously. 445 00:27:39,078 --> 00:27:42,008 This is a matter of national security. 446 00:27:42,005 --> 00:27:44,075 - Well I'm very sorry Mr. Jarvis 447 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,440 but all my men are fully occupied 448 00:27:46,437 --> 00:27:47,947 serving the local community. 449 00:27:47,949 --> 00:27:49,619 Why don't you ask Scotland Yard? 450 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,740 - Are you refusing my request? 451 00:27:53,736 --> 00:27:56,036 - Well happen as maybe I am sir, yes. 452 00:27:57,625 --> 00:27:58,635 - Ha. 453 00:27:58,636 --> 00:28:00,096 Right. 454 00:28:00,096 --> 00:28:00,966 Bye inspector. 455 00:28:01,973 --> 00:28:04,903 Be it on your head. 456 00:28:06,269 --> 00:28:07,539 - you precious little-- 457 00:28:07,541 --> 00:28:11,301 - I can't believe you Okayed Larkin to play for Allenby. 458 00:28:11,295 --> 00:28:12,475 That's so unfair. 459 00:28:12,484 --> 00:28:15,834 - Well look, maybe if you'd chosen a another umpire, 460 00:28:15,831 --> 00:28:18,321 he might have made a different decision. 461 00:28:22,337 --> 00:28:24,127 - What do you think of this one? 462 00:28:24,131 --> 00:28:25,001 - [Jones] Oh! 463 00:28:24,999 --> 00:28:27,609 (light music) 464 00:28:31,354 --> 00:28:33,444 - [Announcer] Good afternoon ladies and gentleman, 465 00:28:33,439 --> 00:28:34,309 boys and girls. 466 00:28:34,308 --> 00:28:37,998 Welcome to the annual match between Midsomer Parva 467 00:28:37,999 --> 00:28:39,559 and an Allenby house 11. 468 00:28:40,460 --> 00:28:42,620 Weather said to be fair we hope. 469 00:28:42,618 --> 00:28:45,378 The umpire and captains have taken to the field to see 470 00:28:45,381 --> 00:28:47,091 who will win the toss. 471 00:28:47,091 --> 00:28:49,581 In the spirit of the game let's wish both teams good luck 472 00:28:49,576 --> 00:28:51,226 and may the best team win. 473 00:28:52,509 --> 00:28:54,649 - Oh, tails. 474 00:28:55,652 --> 00:28:57,452 - It's heads father. 475 00:28:57,452 --> 00:28:58,322 - What? 476 00:28:59,197 --> 00:29:01,267 Oh yes, yes so it is. 477 00:29:01,272 --> 00:29:03,632 Right, well done Nicky. 478 00:29:03,629 --> 00:29:06,089 - So Allenby to bat. 479 00:29:06,089 --> 00:29:07,369 - We're gonna murder you. 480 00:29:07,372 --> 00:29:08,932 - Jolly good, Bring it on. 481 00:29:08,926 --> 00:29:09,846 - Toff git. 482 00:29:09,854 --> 00:29:11,054 - Peasant trash. 483 00:29:11,046 --> 00:29:12,376 - Oi, oi, oi. 484 00:29:12,377 --> 00:29:13,707 No sledging. 485 00:29:13,712 --> 00:29:15,532 One sign of trouble and I'll be very happy 486 00:29:15,526 --> 00:29:16,646 to cancel this match. 487 00:29:16,652 --> 00:29:17,522 - You can't do that. 488 00:29:17,521 --> 00:29:19,091 - Oh yes I can. 489 00:29:19,092 --> 00:29:23,032 So shut up, pad up and play the game. 490 00:29:23,033 --> 00:29:24,493 - Right, good. 491 00:29:25,901 --> 00:29:27,621 - [Nicky] Get in lads. 492 00:29:27,617 --> 00:29:28,727 - [Cricketers] Five minutes. 493 00:29:28,727 --> 00:29:30,577 - You know Sir Malcolm is half blind. 494 00:29:30,583 --> 00:29:32,083 - I had noticed. 495 00:29:32,084 --> 00:29:33,214 - [Jones] So you'll overrule any 496 00:29:33,210 --> 00:29:35,170 of his really daft decisions. 497 00:29:35,167 --> 00:29:36,527 - Just bowl Jones. 498 00:29:37,433 --> 00:29:39,103 - Come on lads be sharp. 499 00:29:39,102 --> 00:29:39,972 Come on. 500 00:29:39,970 --> 00:29:40,840 - Play. 501 00:29:40,839 --> 00:29:42,309 - [Woman] Come on! 502 00:29:46,438 --> 00:29:47,568 - How's that. 503 00:29:49,368 --> 00:29:50,238 - Not out. 504 00:29:51,764 --> 00:29:52,894 - it was LBW. 505 00:29:55,462 --> 00:29:56,942 It's unbelievable 506 00:29:58,194 --> 00:29:59,254 - Good call. 507 00:29:59,248 --> 00:30:01,848 (happy music) 508 00:30:07,676 --> 00:30:09,706 (crowd cheering) 509 00:30:09,713 --> 00:30:10,673 - Ha ha ha. 510 00:30:11,947 --> 00:30:13,527 - Not out. 511 00:30:13,526 --> 00:30:14,926 - Not out? 512 00:30:14,934 --> 00:30:15,934 Oh for god's sakes. 513 00:30:15,934 --> 00:30:18,944 His stump's in flaming Guildford. 514 00:30:18,940 --> 00:30:19,810 - What. 515 00:30:21,954 --> 00:30:25,964 Oh, I'm sorry Nicky, I can't really dispute that one. 516 00:30:28,947 --> 00:30:31,027 - That's alright father. 517 00:30:39,977 --> 00:30:40,847 - Yes. 518 00:30:40,846 --> 00:30:42,526 How's that? 519 00:30:42,534 --> 00:30:43,834 - No ball. 520 00:30:43,834 --> 00:30:45,084 - What? 521 00:30:45,075 --> 00:30:45,935 - Your foot was over the line. 522 00:30:45,943 --> 00:30:46,813 Yards. 523 00:30:48,133 --> 00:30:49,443 Get on with it. 524 00:30:53,323 --> 00:30:54,193 - [Cricketers] Catch it! 525 00:30:54,191 --> 00:30:55,061 Yes 526 00:30:55,060 --> 00:30:55,930 Catch it! 527 00:30:55,928 --> 00:30:56,798 Get in 528 00:30:57,709 --> 00:31:00,579 (crowd cheering) 529 00:31:04,900 --> 00:31:07,130 - Oh, thank you. 530 00:31:07,133 --> 00:31:08,243 - [Jimmy] Well done. 531 00:31:08,241 --> 00:31:10,441 Good boy, knew you could do it. 532 00:31:10,443 --> 00:31:13,013 - [Announcer] Batting in at number five is Geoffrey Larkin. 533 00:31:13,008 --> 00:31:16,098 You may remember as a star of Midsomer under 19s. 534 00:31:16,097 --> 00:31:17,567 Welcome home Geoffrey. 535 00:31:17,565 --> 00:31:20,195 - We are gonna chop you up into little pieces. 536 00:31:20,203 --> 00:31:22,213 Pulverise your sorry arse. 537 00:31:23,487 --> 00:31:24,787 - I look forward to that. 538 00:31:34,370 --> 00:31:36,110 - [Malcolm] No ball. 539 00:31:45,014 --> 00:31:48,024 (happy music) 540 00:31:48,020 --> 00:31:49,580 - Oh come on Dave. 541 00:31:55,111 --> 00:31:55,981 Ah. 542 00:32:05,135 --> 00:32:08,825 (crowd applauding) 543 00:32:08,831 --> 00:32:10,661 - I don't believe it. 544 00:32:16,098 --> 00:32:17,488 - [Announcer] Well played Allenby. 545 00:32:17,490 --> 00:32:20,760 They scored 170 for five in their innings. 546 00:32:20,763 --> 00:32:23,913 So Midsomer Parva that's your target 171. 547 00:32:26,361 --> 00:32:28,271 - Whose side are you on, sir? 548 00:32:28,271 --> 00:32:30,011 - Same as always Jones. 549 00:32:30,012 --> 00:32:33,622 The side of decency, justice and the American way. 550 00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:35,220 - I'd like to make an official protest 551 00:32:35,215 --> 00:32:38,035 about the inclusion of a former county player 552 00:32:38,041 --> 00:32:39,011 in the Allenby team. 553 00:32:39,014 --> 00:32:40,814 - Yes, he did murder you, didn't he? 554 00:32:40,814 --> 00:32:43,174 - Yeah well it's typical Malcolm Frazer. 555 00:32:43,171 --> 00:32:45,331 He was always a devious so and so. 556 00:32:45,329 --> 00:32:46,529 - Objection overruled. 557 00:32:46,533 --> 00:32:47,403 - Ah. 558 00:32:49,723 --> 00:32:50,593 - At ah! 559 00:32:51,961 --> 00:32:53,361 - I'm enjoying this job. 560 00:32:53,358 --> 00:32:55,128 Playing God in a limited universe. 561 00:33:02,061 --> 00:33:03,751 - Fantastic innings. 562 00:33:04,672 --> 00:33:06,272 - Thank you. 563 00:33:06,274 --> 00:33:08,664 - You're very good at scoring, aren't you? 564 00:33:27,537 --> 00:33:29,617 - What do you think Tom? 565 00:33:30,559 --> 00:33:33,239 - You can't give LBW from square leg. 566 00:33:36,468 --> 00:33:37,338 - Yes 567 00:33:39,349 --> 00:33:41,089 - [Man] Wrong place. 568 00:33:45,928 --> 00:33:51,138 - Two 569 00:33:59,473 --> 00:34:04,693 - [Man] Yes 570 00:34:17,615 --> 00:34:18,565 - Dead man. 571 00:34:20,285 --> 00:34:21,145 Dead man. 572 00:34:25,033 --> 00:34:26,543 - Show me the ball please. 573 00:34:28,566 --> 00:34:29,436 Thank you. 574 00:34:31,735 --> 00:34:34,485 This ball has been scratched. 575 00:34:34,491 --> 00:34:35,361 - No, no, no. 576 00:34:35,359 --> 00:34:36,559 just normal wear and tear. 577 00:34:37,971 --> 00:34:40,401 What the hell are you doing? 578 00:34:45,669 --> 00:34:50,139 - This button has been filed down to form a cutting edge. 579 00:34:51,727 --> 00:34:53,397 I'm not a detective for nothing. 580 00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:57,680 New ball please. 581 00:35:03,270 --> 00:35:04,920 - [Cricketers] Yes. 582 00:35:14,025 --> 00:35:14,975 - [Announcer] Nearly all out 583 00:35:14,982 --> 00:35:17,632 for the village team I'm afraid. 584 00:35:17,628 --> 00:35:20,538 Last man in at number 11 Seth Comfort. 585 00:35:22,278 --> 00:35:24,298 Couldn't be much closer. 586 00:35:24,301 --> 00:35:28,201 There's one ball remaining, the lights fading fast. 587 00:35:28,201 --> 00:35:30,081 Allenby need that last wicket to win 588 00:35:31,215 --> 00:35:34,095 and the village need two runs to win. 589 00:35:34,101 --> 00:35:36,101 - [Woman] Come on Seth! 590 00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:55,030 - [Crowd] Yes. 591 00:35:55,026 --> 00:35:56,276 - Yes 592 00:35:56,279 --> 00:35:57,609 - [Announcer] Oh dear, Well that's it. 593 00:35:57,614 --> 00:35:58,484 It's all over. 594 00:35:58,483 --> 00:36:02,253 The last mans out and Allenby are the winners. 595 00:36:02,249 --> 00:36:03,119 Congratulations. 596 00:36:03,118 --> 00:36:04,018 - [Jimmy] His foot was over. 597 00:36:04,016 --> 00:36:05,376 - [Announcer] Hold on there. 598 00:36:05,383 --> 00:36:07,033 There may be some protest 599 00:36:07,033 --> 00:36:07,903 of some sort. - No no no. 600 00:36:07,902 --> 00:36:08,772 He touched the rope. 601 00:36:08,770 --> 00:36:10,440 The score stands it's a six. 602 00:36:10,441 --> 00:36:11,381 - No he caught it. 603 00:36:11,377 --> 00:36:12,247 We've won. 604 00:36:12,246 --> 00:36:13,736 - Mr. Barnaby? 605 00:36:13,736 --> 00:36:16,916 Oh I'm sorry, I was unsighted. 606 00:36:16,917 --> 00:36:17,957 - It's all over. 607 00:36:17,959 --> 00:36:18,829 We've won. 608 00:36:18,827 --> 00:36:20,007 - The hell you have. 609 00:36:20,013 --> 00:36:20,883 We've won. 610 00:36:20,881 --> 00:36:22,251 - Oi! 611 00:36:22,249 --> 00:36:23,309 - We won. 612 00:36:23,311 --> 00:36:24,731 - Now calm down 613 00:36:24,732 --> 00:36:25,602 - [Announcer] If people could 614 00:36:25,601 --> 00:36:28,351 just stay off the pitch please. 615 00:36:28,352 --> 00:36:32,962 As I, Clear the pitch, I, Oh this is really dreadful. 616 00:36:34,746 --> 00:36:35,696 - Sir?! 617 00:36:35,695 --> 00:36:36,985 - I'm off duty. 618 00:36:36,988 --> 00:36:38,828 But I rostered you on. 619 00:36:38,827 --> 00:36:39,827 I'm sure you can handle it. 620 00:36:39,825 --> 00:36:40,685 Bye bye. 621 00:36:43,208 --> 00:36:44,658 - [Man] Oi you. 622 00:36:44,655 --> 00:36:46,595 Stay away from my guy. 623 00:36:46,598 --> 00:36:49,258 - [Local] Scored again have you Andy. 624 00:36:49,262 --> 00:36:50,632 - [Woman] What a cheek. 625 00:36:50,633 --> 00:36:52,283 - [Man] Ignore him. 626 00:37:07,328 --> 00:37:10,278 (animal growling) 627 00:37:24,733 --> 00:37:27,693 (thrilling music) 628 00:37:37,201 --> 00:37:38,691 - [Barnaby] Whatever else this murder had nothing to do 629 00:37:38,685 --> 00:37:39,745 with the cricket. 630 00:37:39,749 --> 00:37:42,639 - How, how, how could you let this happen? 631 00:37:42,637 --> 00:37:43,507 I warned you. 632 00:37:43,506 --> 00:37:44,876 I told you. 633 00:37:44,875 --> 00:37:45,735 - Calm down 634 00:37:45,743 --> 00:37:46,613 - Calm. 635 00:37:46,612 --> 00:37:48,102 - Just, just walk away, walk away. 636 00:37:48,103 --> 00:37:49,483 - It's a disaster. 637 00:37:49,477 --> 00:37:50,997 - [Interviewer] Are you ready Mr. Comfort. 638 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:51,930 We're recording, go ahead. 639 00:37:51,928 --> 00:37:53,268 - Hello, hello. 640 00:37:53,273 --> 00:37:54,913 - I told 'em. 641 00:37:54,910 --> 00:37:56,280 I warned 'em. 642 00:37:56,276 --> 00:37:57,996 It's the beast. 643 00:37:57,996 --> 00:37:59,256 Beast of Midsomer. 644 00:38:00,155 --> 00:38:02,075 I told 'em it were the beast. 645 00:38:02,079 --> 00:38:03,369 Yes I did. 646 00:38:03,366 --> 00:38:04,926 - You're soft in the head Seth. 647 00:38:04,930 --> 00:38:05,850 Shut up. 648 00:38:05,848 --> 00:38:07,858 - You'll see, you'll see. 649 00:38:07,860 --> 00:38:09,320 - Jarvis. - It's the beast. 650 00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:10,190 Is it important! 651 00:38:11,063 --> 00:38:12,313 It's important, yes. - What makes you think 652 00:38:12,313 --> 00:38:14,893 a wild beast is responsible Mr. Comfort? 653 00:38:14,888 --> 00:38:20,098 - The Midsomer chronicles, Deacan Henry of Causton writ 654 00:38:20,467 --> 00:38:23,067 that when the badness shall come 655 00:38:23,072 --> 00:38:26,512 so shall the beast of vegance, And that. 656 00:38:28,377 --> 00:38:29,767 - [Interviewer] Thank you Mr Comfort. 657 00:38:29,768 --> 00:38:30,828 - Yeah 658 00:38:30,831 --> 00:38:32,321 - [Camera Man] Okay wrap it up. 659 00:38:35,085 --> 00:38:36,465 - [Bullard] Multiple lacerations 660 00:38:36,472 --> 00:38:39,282 of varying depth and intensity. 661 00:38:39,277 --> 00:38:40,727 - Agricultural tool? 662 00:38:40,726 --> 00:38:41,596 - Unlikely. 663 00:38:42,635 --> 00:38:44,365 More like some sort of claw. 664 00:38:44,366 --> 00:38:45,356 - Claw? 665 00:38:45,356 --> 00:38:46,336 Eagle? 666 00:38:46,336 --> 00:38:47,346 Lion? 667 00:38:47,352 --> 00:38:48,222 - Bigger. 668 00:38:49,895 --> 00:38:51,435 - Bigger than a lion. 669 00:38:51,435 --> 00:38:53,505 - These are very deep gashes, Tom. 670 00:38:53,510 --> 00:38:55,490 Not dissimilar to those evidenced 671 00:38:55,491 --> 00:38:58,041 on certain sheep of the parish recently. 672 00:38:58,035 --> 00:39:01,235 - Oh, so it was the hound of the Baskervilles? 673 00:39:01,237 --> 00:39:02,697 - Have to keep an open mind. 674 00:39:03,666 --> 00:39:05,026 - I think you should keep on digging. 675 00:39:05,950 --> 00:39:10,180 - Not my fault that the world isn't all black and white. 676 00:39:10,183 --> 00:39:11,123 - [Barnaby] Jones! 677 00:39:22,498 --> 00:39:23,368 - All right. 678 00:39:23,367 --> 00:39:26,217 I want them all in the library including the staff. 679 00:39:26,223 --> 00:39:28,273 There's a pretty straight forward procedure 680 00:39:28,274 --> 00:39:30,934 in a formal police investigation like this. 681 00:39:30,933 --> 00:39:32,743 We ask you questions. 682 00:39:32,737 --> 00:39:34,797 You try and answer them and please 683 00:39:34,801 --> 00:39:36,901 add any other information you think may help us 684 00:39:36,897 --> 00:39:37,857 in our inquiries. 685 00:39:37,857 --> 00:39:40,257 So detective sergeant Jones's here and I myself-- 686 00:39:40,263 --> 00:39:41,703 - [Glen] Excuse me inspector. 687 00:39:41,704 --> 00:39:43,074 - Yeah, come in. 688 00:39:43,067 --> 00:39:44,767 - Could I have a word? 689 00:39:44,770 --> 00:39:45,660 - Please. 690 00:39:45,656 --> 00:39:46,526 - In private. 691 00:39:46,532 --> 00:39:47,772 It's very important. 692 00:39:50,411 --> 00:39:51,281 - Excuse me. 693 00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:56,370 Yes? 694 00:39:56,365 --> 00:39:59,085 - [Glen] These people cannot answer your questions. 695 00:40:00,817 --> 00:40:01,787 - I beg your pardon. 696 00:40:01,787 --> 00:40:04,227 - They've all signed the Official Secrets Act 697 00:40:04,227 --> 00:40:07,237 and as this matter pertains to national security 698 00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:10,320 it will be investigated by the security services. 699 00:40:10,321 --> 00:40:11,781 - No, no, no sir. 700 00:40:11,776 --> 00:40:14,196 This is a murder investigation in an area 701 00:40:14,195 --> 00:40:16,025 for which I am the senior police officer. 702 00:40:16,030 --> 00:40:18,300 Those people in there will co-operate with me 703 00:40:18,303 --> 00:40:20,243 or I will lock them up. 704 00:40:20,243 --> 00:40:23,613 - Shame you didn't heed my earlier request for assistance. 705 00:40:26,749 --> 00:40:28,229 Yes I have him here. 706 00:40:32,571 --> 00:40:36,691 - Hello, who is this please? 707 00:40:36,693 --> 00:40:38,133 Really. 708 00:40:38,127 --> 00:40:40,557 And what do you want? 709 00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:43,510 (thrilling music) 710 00:40:46,510 --> 00:40:47,380 - Sir? 711 00:40:50,166 --> 00:40:51,036 Wait. 712 00:41:04,808 --> 00:41:06,138 - Do we have a problem. 713 00:41:06,143 --> 00:41:07,723 - You have no jurisdiction. 714 00:41:07,717 --> 00:41:09,057 - The hell I don't. 715 00:41:09,059 --> 00:41:11,689 - You also signed the act. 716 00:41:13,661 --> 00:41:15,281 - Ah. 717 00:41:15,277 --> 00:41:17,367 This was a million years ago. 718 00:41:17,373 --> 00:41:18,823 - Still stands. 719 00:41:18,822 --> 00:41:20,282 - Oh no, no, no Brenda I'm not having this. 720 00:41:20,279 --> 00:41:24,809 With this MI6, Mickey Mouse gump, I don't give a damn. 721 00:41:24,807 --> 00:41:28,377 This is my investigation and you are not gonna stop it. 722 00:41:29,395 --> 00:41:30,845 - Stubborn as ever. 723 00:41:38,873 --> 00:41:40,153 We always win Tom. 724 00:41:41,167 --> 00:41:42,797 You lot think you have the power 725 00:41:42,801 --> 00:41:46,171 but we're the real bullies in the playground. 726 00:41:48,049 --> 00:41:48,919 Sorry. 727 00:41:54,264 --> 00:41:58,244 - Set up a road block outside Allenby House. 728 00:41:58,241 --> 00:41:59,111 Stop the lot of them. 729 00:41:59,109 --> 00:42:03,569 I want the details of everyone, everyone goes in and out. 730 00:42:03,565 --> 00:42:05,675 - Don't you think that's being a bit petty, sir? 731 00:42:05,681 --> 00:42:07,871 Bit counter productive? 732 00:42:07,874 --> 00:42:10,224 - Would you kindly do as you're told, please? 733 00:42:15,493 --> 00:42:18,553 - I do think we need to try and work together as a team. 734 00:42:22,917 --> 00:42:23,957 - This cannot stand. 735 00:42:25,045 --> 00:42:28,045 We cannot have a state within a state. 736 00:42:28,048 --> 00:42:29,258 - Absolutely. 737 00:42:29,257 --> 00:42:33,687 - And if it hadn't been for me that Brenda Packard women 738 00:42:33,689 --> 00:42:35,999 wouldn't still be in her job. 739 00:42:36,001 --> 00:42:37,521 - I thought she was retired. 740 00:42:37,522 --> 00:42:38,392 - Ohhh! 741 00:42:38,390 --> 00:42:40,020 They never retire Joyce. 742 00:42:40,018 --> 00:42:40,888 They're vultures. 743 00:42:40,894 --> 00:42:42,634 They just change trees now and again. 744 00:42:42,625 --> 00:42:44,855 - You have been suspended before. 745 00:42:44,861 --> 00:42:46,321 - Yes. 746 00:42:46,316 --> 00:42:47,226 - Well! 747 00:42:47,225 --> 00:42:48,465 - What? 748 00:42:48,474 --> 00:42:50,704 - Well, you took no notice and got on with it 749 00:42:50,695 --> 00:42:51,665 until they came to their senses. 750 00:42:51,665 --> 00:42:54,165 - I can't even speak to the sodden suspects. 751 00:42:54,167 --> 00:42:58,207 I, I am banned from the crime scene. 752 00:42:58,213 --> 00:43:01,063 - So, think laterally. 753 00:43:01,060 --> 00:43:03,250 - What does that mean? 754 00:43:03,246 --> 00:43:04,526 - I don't know. 755 00:43:04,529 --> 00:43:07,219 You're the one who's always telling me to do it. 756 00:43:07,222 --> 00:43:10,182 (thrilling music) 757 00:43:21,573 --> 00:43:23,093 - What do you mean? 758 00:43:23,085 --> 00:43:26,455 - It's a fairly straightforward question Jimmy. 759 00:43:26,460 --> 00:43:29,120 What's your relationship with Sir Malcolm Frazer? 760 00:43:30,810 --> 00:43:32,860 - Did you get out the wrong side of bed this morning? 761 00:43:32,862 --> 00:43:35,742 - You called Malcolm Frazer and I quote 762 00:43:35,740 --> 00:43:37,110 a devious so and so. 763 00:43:37,106 --> 00:43:38,256 What did you mean by that? 764 00:43:38,264 --> 00:43:40,684 Do you have some history with the man? 765 00:43:40,683 --> 00:43:42,213 - I signed the Act as well. 766 00:43:42,205 --> 00:43:44,225 - Oh for crying our loud. 767 00:43:44,228 --> 00:43:46,818 Is there anybody in this village who didn't sign? 768 00:43:46,824 --> 00:43:47,694 - Sorry mate. 769 00:43:49,118 --> 00:43:51,348 - Okay, Okay. 770 00:43:53,057 --> 00:43:56,187 I'll see your official secrets 771 00:43:56,188 --> 00:43:59,768 and raise you one quite extensive criminal record. 772 00:44:01,422 --> 00:44:03,062 How many convictions do you have for breaking 773 00:44:03,059 --> 00:44:04,159 and entering then Jimmy? 774 00:44:04,164 --> 00:44:05,204 - Oh. 775 00:44:05,197 --> 00:44:07,567 I was a kid for Christ's sakes. 776 00:44:07,574 --> 00:44:09,924 - Won't look good at the golf club. 777 00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:11,220 - You blackmailing me? 778 00:44:11,224 --> 00:44:13,634 - I am talking to the citizen in a way 779 00:44:13,632 --> 00:44:15,252 that citizen understands. 780 00:44:17,459 --> 00:44:19,759 - I was Frazer's chauffeur for a few years. 781 00:44:19,763 --> 00:44:21,363 Mainly while he was in Berlin. 782 00:44:22,318 --> 00:44:23,698 - And why was he devious? 783 00:44:24,894 --> 00:44:25,994 - Well because they are, aren't they. 784 00:44:25,988 --> 00:44:27,168 People like him. 785 00:44:28,741 --> 00:44:30,161 - 1985 Jimmy. 786 00:44:30,162 --> 00:44:33,132 How did you come by the money to start your car business? 787 00:44:34,653 --> 00:44:35,973 - Won it on the horses. 788 00:44:36,937 --> 00:44:39,247 - If you're going to lie to me, try and be convincing? 789 00:44:39,252 --> 00:44:40,192 Show some respect. 790 00:44:45,914 --> 00:44:47,914 - It were predicted Mr. Barnaby. 791 00:44:47,906 --> 00:44:48,776 - Really. 792 00:44:48,775 --> 00:44:49,895 By whom? 793 00:44:49,898 --> 00:44:51,288 - My granda'. 794 00:44:51,285 --> 00:44:55,645 He said beast'll come back when things go rotten. 795 00:44:55,650 --> 00:44:59,700 - And where did your grandad get that information from Seth? 796 00:44:59,698 --> 00:45:01,578 - From the chronicles. 797 00:45:01,576 --> 00:45:02,796 - I'm sorry, the what? 798 00:45:02,796 --> 00:45:06,376 - Midsomer Chronicles of 16 summat. 799 00:45:07,478 --> 00:45:10,798 When badness come so will the beast. 800 00:45:12,118 --> 00:45:12,988 It's writ. 801 00:45:13,870 --> 00:45:14,930 - Is it? 802 00:45:14,933 --> 00:45:16,583 - Oh yeah. 803 00:45:16,581 --> 00:45:20,281 - Well we'd better find your beast hadn't we sir. 804 00:45:20,282 --> 00:45:24,912 Now you work up at Allenby House, don't you? 805 00:45:24,912 --> 00:45:25,782 - Helps out a bit. 806 00:45:25,780 --> 00:45:28,920 - And your sheep graze on Allenby land, don't they? 807 00:45:28,916 --> 00:45:32,396 so maybe one of their CCTV cameras 808 00:45:32,399 --> 00:45:35,509 caught your beast in passing. 809 00:45:35,506 --> 00:45:36,516 - Dunno. 810 00:45:36,519 --> 00:45:37,419 - Well you could find out, couldn't you? 811 00:45:37,424 --> 00:45:38,924 I mean, next time you're up there why don't you pop 812 00:45:38,915 --> 00:45:42,155 into the security control room and check the recordings 813 00:45:42,158 --> 00:45:43,468 for the last few nights. 814 00:45:43,472 --> 00:45:46,332 Or better still, why don't you bring those recordings 815 00:45:46,329 --> 00:45:48,549 to me and I'll check them for you. 816 00:45:53,899 --> 00:45:54,769 Barnaby-- 817 00:45:56,287 --> 00:45:57,797 - What are you doing Barnaby? 818 00:45:59,478 --> 00:46:00,348 - Sir? 819 00:46:00,346 --> 00:46:02,766 - The road block outside Allenby. 820 00:46:02,773 --> 00:46:06,073 - Well, I believe I have the authority. 821 00:46:06,068 --> 00:46:08,598 - Well I'm overruling that authority. 822 00:46:08,601 --> 00:46:11,461 Get your tanks off the company's lawn. 823 00:46:12,761 --> 00:46:14,251 Clear? 824 00:46:14,253 --> 00:46:15,123 - Sir. 825 00:46:16,943 --> 00:46:18,913 May I see you this afternoon? 826 00:46:45,361 --> 00:46:47,641 - What do you think you're doing? 827 00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:49,540 - My chores, sir. 828 00:46:49,538 --> 00:46:50,708 - Get out and stay out. 829 00:46:50,711 --> 00:46:51,581 Permanently. 830 00:46:51,580 --> 00:46:52,460 You're fired. 831 00:46:52,455 --> 00:46:54,055 - Oh I don't think so, sir. 832 00:46:54,063 --> 00:46:56,373 - Really, why not? 833 00:46:56,368 --> 00:46:58,878 - 'Cos I know all the answers, sir. 834 00:46:58,881 --> 00:47:00,841 I even know some of the questions. 835 00:47:01,977 --> 00:47:07,187 Sir. 836 00:47:21,566 --> 00:47:23,056 (knocking on the door) 837 00:47:23,064 --> 00:47:24,634 - [Chier] Come in. 838 00:47:27,247 --> 00:47:30,977 - Thank you for seeing me so promptly, sir. 839 00:47:35,532 --> 00:47:36,402 - Oh. 840 00:47:36,401 --> 00:47:38,901 Nobody told me lunch was being served. 841 00:47:40,683 --> 00:47:42,933 - Because staff usually eat in the kitchen. 842 00:47:44,061 --> 00:47:47,931 - Oh and I see that's your idea of co-operation, is it? 843 00:47:47,930 --> 00:47:49,640 - Your mess, you clear it up. 844 00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:53,260 It's not our fault your prize chicken got strangled. 845 00:47:55,875 --> 00:47:57,665 - I'm going to get this place closed down. 846 00:47:58,701 --> 00:47:59,951 And you lot with it. 847 00:48:03,391 --> 00:48:04,261 - Hmm. 848 00:48:04,260 --> 00:48:07,180 I suppose we will have to sort the little runt after all. 849 00:48:07,178 --> 00:48:08,268 - I'll drink to that. 850 00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:11,600 - You'll drink to anything. 851 00:48:18,660 --> 00:48:19,810 - Where's she going? 852 00:48:19,806 --> 00:48:21,056 - Your wife dear boy. 853 00:48:22,350 --> 00:48:24,280 Should have asked her that years ago. 854 00:48:26,312 --> 00:48:29,852 - Seth told me this was the only one he could get. 855 00:48:29,847 --> 00:48:30,717 Check this bit. 856 00:48:34,456 --> 00:48:35,316 Sir? 857 00:48:35,324 --> 00:48:36,364 - I'm sorry, what? 858 00:48:45,362 --> 00:48:48,492 - That's Jenny Frazer the night before the murder. 859 00:48:48,490 --> 00:48:50,160 Can't see who she's with though. 860 00:48:54,715 --> 00:48:55,575 - No sound? 861 00:48:57,299 --> 00:48:59,889 (Stephens clears throat) 862 00:48:59,887 --> 00:49:01,607 - It's part of the investigation. 863 00:49:05,247 --> 00:49:07,247 I think it might be Geoffrey Larkin. 864 00:49:07,249 --> 00:49:09,719 Otherwise why bother to sneak out to the barn 865 00:49:09,720 --> 00:49:11,130 in the middle of the night? 866 00:49:20,637 --> 00:49:22,947 - How long had she known him? 867 00:49:22,952 --> 00:49:24,822 - Few hours. 868 00:49:24,818 --> 00:49:27,848 - I think it was someone she knew quite well. 869 00:49:27,853 --> 00:49:28,723 - Why? 870 00:49:30,282 --> 00:49:35,502 - Because most women do not do that on a first date. 871 00:50:02,363 --> 00:50:03,843 - Come here? 872 00:50:03,837 --> 00:50:04,957 - Excuse me, Harry. 873 00:50:07,649 --> 00:50:09,639 - What do you think you're doing? 874 00:50:09,642 --> 00:50:11,922 - I was relaying your father's latest funeral plans 875 00:50:11,918 --> 00:50:14,078 to the hearse driver. 876 00:50:14,076 --> 00:50:15,526 - And have you given him one? 877 00:50:15,525 --> 00:50:18,495 I mean he is male and can stand upright. 878 00:50:18,497 --> 00:50:19,627 That's enough for you, isn't it? 879 00:50:19,634 --> 00:50:20,504 - You're drunk. 880 00:50:20,502 --> 00:50:22,262 - And you're the village bike. 881 00:50:28,976 --> 00:50:29,846 Why? 882 00:50:31,333 --> 00:50:32,963 Why everyone else but me? 883 00:50:34,294 --> 00:50:36,594 - Why do you think, you pathetic little man. 884 00:50:39,195 --> 00:50:40,055 - Oh nice. 885 00:50:41,207 --> 00:50:42,517 Very nice. 886 00:50:42,521 --> 00:50:43,561 - Go home. 887 00:50:43,564 --> 00:50:44,434 Go to bed. 888 00:50:44,432 --> 00:50:45,302 Sleep it off. 889 00:50:47,384 --> 00:50:48,254 Go on 890 00:51:13,075 --> 00:51:15,155 - Is everything alright? 891 00:51:16,339 --> 00:51:18,159 - Couldn't be better. 892 00:51:37,566 --> 00:51:42,606 - So, how many idiots does it take to change a light bulb? 893 00:51:46,241 --> 00:51:47,481 Hello little oik. 894 00:51:47,482 --> 00:51:49,182 How's your career going? 895 00:51:49,182 --> 00:51:54,222 Oh I forgot, you haven't got one anymore. (laughing) 896 00:52:09,021 --> 00:52:12,151 (telephone ringing) 897 00:52:20,686 --> 00:52:21,556 What? 898 00:52:28,450 --> 00:52:31,300 Okay, whatever you say. 899 00:52:32,965 --> 00:52:34,305 I'll be there. 900 00:52:35,603 --> 00:52:37,703 I just need a little sleepy first. 901 00:52:44,779 --> 00:52:45,879 - [Newscaster] Our reporter spoke 902 00:52:45,884 --> 00:52:48,324 to a local expert at the scene. 903 00:52:48,324 --> 00:52:49,834 - It were written, weren't it? 904 00:52:49,826 --> 00:52:51,536 In the Midsomer Chronicles. 905 00:52:52,453 --> 00:52:55,573 Deacon Henry of Causton writ 906 00:52:55,571 --> 00:52:59,731 that when the badness shall come so shall the beast 907 00:52:59,727 --> 00:53:00,597 of vengeance-- - So do you think 908 00:53:00,596 --> 00:53:03,196 Seth's nonsense has anything to do with your case? 909 00:53:04,278 --> 00:53:06,728 Hello, anyone in? 910 00:53:06,728 --> 00:53:07,668 - Oh, I'm sorry. 911 00:53:09,658 --> 00:53:10,528 My case. 912 00:53:10,526 --> 00:53:11,866 It's not my case anymore. 913 00:53:13,516 --> 00:53:15,556 I resigned this afternoon. 914 00:53:17,989 --> 00:53:21,179 - For god's sake, why? 915 00:53:21,180 --> 00:53:24,750 - Well, seemed time. 916 00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:29,450 Now we can do all the things we said we'd do when I retired. 917 00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:32,920 - Like what? 918 00:53:35,017 --> 00:53:35,887 - Oh you know. 919 00:53:38,009 --> 00:53:39,459 Retirement things. 920 00:53:41,982 --> 00:53:43,672 Cruises. 921 00:53:43,671 --> 00:53:44,541 Whatever. 922 00:53:47,084 --> 00:53:47,954 - Oh god. 923 00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:57,600 - Oh, I don't suppose he'll want that. 924 00:53:57,602 --> 00:53:58,962 - He always wakes up hungry. 925 00:53:58,957 --> 00:54:02,907 - Ar, well, you be nice to him hey. 926 00:54:10,908 --> 00:54:12,908 - He's not in his room. 927 00:54:15,253 --> 00:54:17,353 - [Jenny] Nicky? 928 00:54:17,351 --> 00:54:18,221 Nothing? 929 00:54:18,219 --> 00:54:19,209 - [Peter] Not a sign mam. 930 00:54:19,210 --> 00:54:20,600 - [Jenny] Nicky? 931 00:54:24,035 --> 00:54:24,895 Nicky? 932 00:54:26,979 --> 00:54:27,849 Not found him? 933 00:54:27,848 --> 00:54:29,008 - Nothing, No. 934 00:54:29,010 --> 00:54:29,880 - Peter? 935 00:54:33,495 --> 00:54:34,355 Nicky? 936 00:54:35,821 --> 00:54:37,361 Nicks? 937 00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:39,190 - [Peter] Mr. Frazer? 938 00:54:51,144 --> 00:54:52,854 - Oh. 939 00:54:52,854 --> 00:54:53,724 No. 940 00:54:55,883 --> 00:54:56,753 No. 941 00:55:00,809 --> 00:55:02,369 - [Servant] Oh No. 942 00:55:04,197 --> 00:55:05,847 - [Jenny] Oh Nicky. 943 00:55:10,036 --> 00:55:13,336 (banging on the door) 944 00:55:14,991 --> 00:55:16,861 - Well you better get it. 945 00:55:16,861 --> 00:55:20,301 - It's not my concern anymore. 946 00:55:20,299 --> 00:55:22,449 - Oh for god's sake. 947 00:55:22,447 --> 00:55:23,317 - Don't. 948 00:55:23,316 --> 00:55:24,176 All right, all right. 949 00:55:29,871 --> 00:55:31,091 Yes, yes, yes. 950 00:55:34,916 --> 00:55:36,256 - We need your help. 951 00:55:36,263 --> 00:55:37,563 - Police station. 952 00:55:37,556 --> 00:55:38,656 Working hours. 953 00:55:38,661 --> 00:55:39,901 Detective Sergeant Jones. 954 00:55:39,902 --> 00:55:42,592 - You need to come now. 955 00:55:42,592 --> 00:55:43,572 - No I do not. 956 00:55:43,572 --> 00:55:45,082 - There's been another death. 957 00:55:48,568 --> 00:55:49,668 - Right. 958 00:55:49,666 --> 00:55:50,616 Right. 959 00:55:50,621 --> 00:55:55,841 I'll, I'll just do the prelims yeah, and I'll hand over 960 00:55:57,159 --> 00:56:01,999 the case proper to, to, to Jones in the morning. 961 00:56:01,997 --> 00:56:03,377 - Of course. 962 00:56:03,380 --> 00:56:04,250 - Oh. 963 00:56:04,248 --> 00:56:07,418 (phone ringing) 964 00:56:07,419 --> 00:56:08,289 Barnaby. 965 00:56:09,953 --> 00:56:11,003 Oh hello, sir. 966 00:56:13,029 --> 00:56:14,669 Yes, yes I had heard. 967 00:56:15,907 --> 00:56:16,797 Oh I see. 968 00:56:17,690 --> 00:56:20,320 And that would be would it with full control 969 00:56:20,317 --> 00:56:23,647 and no further interference from any other agencies. 970 00:56:24,676 --> 00:56:25,536 No, no sir. 971 00:56:25,544 --> 00:56:26,944 That's, that's fine. 972 00:56:28,398 --> 00:56:30,688 Thank you sir and goodbye. 973 00:56:32,767 --> 00:56:33,817 See you later. 974 00:56:37,063 --> 00:56:39,393 - Thank god for small murders. 975 00:56:44,784 --> 00:56:46,374 - Where you been? 976 00:56:46,367 --> 00:56:48,577 - It's six a.m. sir. 977 00:56:48,581 --> 00:56:49,451 I was sleeping. 978 00:56:52,198 --> 00:56:53,068 God. 979 00:56:53,067 --> 00:56:53,937 What happened? 980 00:56:53,935 --> 00:56:55,585 - Exactly the same as before. 981 00:56:55,592 --> 00:56:58,652 Multiple lacerations by something unknown. 982 00:56:58,647 --> 00:56:59,557 - Unknown to you. 983 00:57:00,722 --> 00:57:03,702 - Yes, Tom and I'm no slouch, thank you. 984 00:57:05,321 --> 00:57:07,291 So maybe we should look at the feasibility-- 985 00:57:07,286 --> 00:57:09,766 - No, no George, waste of time. 986 00:57:09,773 --> 00:57:13,093 We do not believe in mythical beasts do we. 987 00:57:13,089 --> 00:57:15,709 This is a simple murder togged up 988 00:57:15,706 --> 00:57:17,826 to look like something tabloid. 989 00:57:17,833 --> 00:57:20,763 There is a rational explanation for this 990 00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:23,090 and I need to know it. 991 00:57:23,088 --> 00:57:23,958 - Come on Jones. 992 00:57:23,957 --> 00:57:24,827 Chop chop. 993 00:57:33,901 --> 00:57:39,091 - Right, as I was saying before I was interrupted. 994 00:57:41,075 --> 00:57:42,815 There's a pretty straight forward procedure 995 00:57:42,816 --> 00:57:43,776 on a formal police investigation-- 996 00:57:43,776 --> 00:57:46,346 - He was pretty useless, 997 00:57:50,553 --> 00:57:52,383 and he was my dear, dear boy. 998 00:57:55,934 --> 00:57:57,484 His mother died you see. 999 00:57:59,197 --> 00:58:00,327 Now Nicky's gone. 1000 00:58:02,784 --> 00:58:04,384 Who'll take over Allenby now? 1001 00:58:05,798 --> 00:58:07,628 Family, Land, Continuity. 1002 00:58:07,633 --> 00:58:08,693 They give one a place. 1003 00:58:08,686 --> 00:58:09,556 You know. 1004 00:58:10,646 --> 00:58:12,986 Without them we're all a bit lost. 1005 00:58:12,992 --> 00:58:14,012 - I am sorry, sir. 1006 00:58:14,013 --> 00:58:14,973 Very sorry. 1007 00:58:15,943 --> 00:58:17,673 - Do please ask your questions. 1008 00:58:21,157 --> 00:58:25,577 - Sir Malcolm, what did you have against Geoffrey Larkin? 1009 00:58:27,278 --> 00:58:28,268 - He was a traitor. 1010 00:58:29,452 --> 00:58:30,322 - Was he? 1011 00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:33,700 - Oh yes, spent fifteen years with us. 1012 00:58:33,701 --> 00:58:38,211 All the while quietly schmoozing our network of contacts 1013 00:58:38,205 --> 00:58:40,325 so that when he left the service he could pal up 1014 00:58:40,332 --> 00:58:45,442 with them as a ludicrously overpaid defence consultant, yes. 1015 00:58:45,442 --> 00:58:48,262 Or as we used to say, arms dealer. 1016 00:58:49,154 --> 00:58:50,384 - No gentleman. 1017 00:58:50,384 --> 00:58:51,534 - No, Right. 1018 00:58:52,513 --> 00:58:53,773 - And no private income. 1019 00:58:55,848 --> 00:58:57,198 - I'm Sorry? 1020 00:58:57,203 --> 00:58:59,873 - Oh, Just raking the gravel, sir. 1021 00:58:59,873 --> 00:59:01,283 Setting the lines straight. 1022 00:59:05,284 --> 00:59:06,424 Tell me about Berlin. 1023 00:59:06,421 --> 00:59:11,111 - Ah, you've been talking to that Jimmy Wells, haven't you? 1024 00:59:12,281 --> 00:59:15,411 Yes, well it wasn't our fault. 1025 00:59:15,409 --> 00:59:16,959 - What wasn't your fault? 1026 00:59:18,402 --> 00:59:21,182 - And it has nothing to do with this inquiry. 1027 00:59:21,175 --> 00:59:22,585 - Can I decide that? 1028 00:59:22,593 --> 00:59:23,573 - No. 1029 00:59:23,573 --> 00:59:25,183 - No? 1030 00:59:25,179 --> 00:59:27,549 - No, nothing relevant there. 1031 00:59:27,546 --> 00:59:28,586 Take my word for it. 1032 00:59:30,935 --> 00:59:32,335 Nothing's relevant anymore. 1033 00:59:34,282 --> 00:59:35,872 So if you don't mind. 1034 00:59:36,868 --> 00:59:37,738 - Certainly sir. 1035 00:59:54,314 --> 00:59:55,184 - It's not there. 1036 00:59:55,182 --> 00:59:56,512 I've checked. 1037 00:59:56,514 --> 00:59:58,554 - It? 1038 00:59:58,551 --> 01:00:01,481 - The hound or whatever it was that killed Nicks. 1039 01:00:02,988 --> 01:00:05,538 - We don't believe it was an animal, Mrs. Frazer. 1040 01:00:07,107 --> 01:00:08,397 - Nor do I. 1041 01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:09,270 Silly notion. 1042 01:00:13,634 --> 01:00:16,894 - It appears three DVDs are missing from here 1043 01:00:16,890 --> 01:00:18,890 over the last few days. 1044 01:00:18,889 --> 01:00:20,419 - Nicky handled all of that. 1045 01:00:20,422 --> 01:00:22,432 I expect they're around somewhere. 1046 01:00:23,946 --> 01:00:25,456 - So who would want him dead? 1047 01:00:27,283 --> 01:00:29,473 - He was very good at making enemies. 1048 01:00:29,473 --> 01:00:30,993 Especially when he was drunk. 1049 01:00:35,124 --> 01:00:37,524 - The night Geoffrey Larkin was killed. 1050 01:00:37,522 --> 01:00:42,742 In the hay loft, to who, to whom, were you making love? 1051 01:00:44,436 --> 01:00:45,826 We've got that DVD. 1052 01:00:49,190 --> 01:00:50,810 - You tell me. 1053 01:00:50,807 --> 01:00:51,677 - It was dark. 1054 01:00:51,675 --> 01:00:53,905 We couldn't see the other, participant. 1055 01:00:57,636 --> 01:00:59,336 - It was Nicky of course. 1056 01:01:01,150 --> 01:01:04,490 It was one of the games we used to play. 1057 01:01:05,676 --> 01:01:08,066 Secret assignations, naughty fantasies, 1058 01:01:08,074 --> 01:01:11,704 never really letting anyone know what was going on. 1059 01:01:13,830 --> 01:01:14,700 - Berlin? 1060 01:01:18,397 --> 01:01:19,697 - I didn't know anything. 1061 01:01:21,753 --> 01:01:23,203 - But you were there? 1062 01:01:23,196 --> 01:01:25,746 - We were just young operatives Mr. Barnaby. 1063 01:01:28,219 --> 01:01:29,189 Did as we were told. 1064 01:01:29,189 --> 01:01:30,819 Never saw the whole picture. 1065 01:01:30,815 --> 01:01:32,375 - I find that hard to believe. 1066 01:01:34,861 --> 01:01:35,731 - Sorry. 1067 01:01:37,655 --> 01:01:40,225 - [Jones] If I could have your full attention please, sir. 1068 01:01:40,231 --> 01:01:43,871 - Sergeant Jones, I called Barnaby in to aid me 1069 01:01:43,870 --> 01:01:47,470 on certain matters. 1070 01:01:47,467 --> 01:01:52,557 It is with him and him alone I will be communicating. 1071 01:01:53,551 --> 01:01:55,131 Excuse me. 1072 01:01:55,131 --> 01:01:56,691 - Well I'm afraid that's slightly at odds 1073 01:01:56,685 --> 01:01:58,405 with what DCI Barnaby told me. 1074 01:01:58,405 --> 01:02:03,035 He asked me to talk to you as you were small fry. 1075 01:02:06,236 --> 01:02:07,576 - What? 1076 01:02:07,575 --> 01:02:11,765 - MI6 office boy of no particular importance. 1077 01:02:14,474 --> 01:02:15,694 Did he get that wrong? 1078 01:02:17,831 --> 01:02:20,211 Jarvis says he was asleep by 11, 1079 01:02:20,208 --> 01:02:23,308 didn't wake up until Jenny discovered the body. 1080 01:02:23,305 --> 01:02:24,945 Jumpy as a cat mind. 1081 01:02:24,953 --> 01:02:27,403 - That's 'cause he might lose his job over this. 1082 01:02:27,402 --> 01:02:30,252 - [Jones] Ah, That would be a shame. 1083 01:02:30,250 --> 01:02:32,060 Sir Malcolm and Mrs. Frazer? 1084 01:02:32,064 --> 01:02:35,554 - Even when their vulnerable years of training have made 1085 01:02:35,547 --> 01:02:37,437 obfuscation second nature to them. 1086 01:02:38,664 --> 01:02:39,724 - So, you didn't get much? 1087 01:02:39,718 --> 01:02:41,678 - Nope, we're gonna squeeze the fruit 1088 01:02:41,678 --> 01:02:43,748 further up the food chain. 1089 01:02:43,753 --> 01:02:44,693 - What shall I do? 1090 01:02:48,873 --> 01:02:50,253 - What did you make of that? 1091 01:02:52,257 --> 01:02:53,867 - Nothing. 1092 01:02:53,867 --> 01:02:55,357 - Thieves that don't thieve? 1093 01:02:55,358 --> 01:02:56,668 Vandals have a change of heart? 1094 01:02:56,672 --> 01:02:59,342 No one breaks in for no reason. 1095 01:03:00,801 --> 01:03:02,571 It brings on a policeman's reflux. 1096 01:03:04,336 --> 01:03:05,406 - [Jones] He's like that. 1097 01:03:05,410 --> 01:03:06,300 - Instinctive? 1098 01:03:06,296 --> 01:03:07,806 - Irritating. 1099 01:03:07,808 --> 01:03:10,398 He has decided that someone broke in for a reason 1100 01:03:10,404 --> 01:03:12,714 so that's it, I have to find a reason. 1101 01:03:12,709 --> 01:03:14,849 - So you didn't just come back to see me? 1102 01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:17,050 - No. 1103 01:03:17,047 --> 01:03:18,347 - Not at all? 1104 01:03:18,345 --> 01:03:20,395 - Will you concentrate, please? 1105 01:03:20,404 --> 01:03:21,274 - Come on. 1106 01:03:22,574 --> 01:03:23,944 There's a whole stack of stuff back here 1107 01:03:23,939 --> 01:03:25,919 that's never been properly catalogued. 1108 01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:28,450 I found this one had been broken open. 1109 01:03:28,450 --> 01:03:29,370 - What's in there? 1110 01:03:29,370 --> 01:03:32,420 - Animal skulls, bones and general bits. 1111 01:03:32,416 --> 01:03:33,746 But mainly skulls. 1112 01:03:34,835 --> 01:03:35,695 - Hyena. 1113 01:03:35,704 --> 01:03:36,574 I think, bup. 1114 01:03:38,453 --> 01:03:40,033 - So what's missing? 1115 01:03:40,028 --> 01:03:42,808 - Not sure but there's an empty specimen bag here. 1116 01:03:42,812 --> 01:03:43,832 - Hey no no no no no. 1117 01:03:43,834 --> 01:03:44,804 Don't touch. 1118 01:03:48,451 --> 01:03:51,581 - I Didn't report it 'cos I thought who'd want an old skull? 1119 01:03:57,764 --> 01:03:58,634 - Sheep shit. 1120 01:04:14,568 --> 01:04:16,998 (lambs baa) 1121 01:04:20,926 --> 01:04:21,796 Seth? 1122 01:04:26,294 --> 01:04:27,164 Seth? 1123 01:04:31,934 --> 01:04:32,804 - Berlin. 1124 01:04:32,803 --> 01:04:35,063 in the early '80s, Brenda. 1125 01:04:35,062 --> 01:04:36,942 What went and down? 1126 01:04:36,939 --> 01:04:38,449 - Nothing to do with you. 1127 01:04:39,660 --> 01:04:42,750 - My chief tells me that I have full powers. 1128 01:04:44,231 --> 01:04:47,371 - And my chief, me, says you don't. 1129 01:04:48,719 --> 01:04:49,599 - I could have you arrested. 1130 01:04:49,597 --> 01:04:52,087 - No, you couldn't. 1131 01:04:54,957 --> 01:04:57,007 - I could have arrested your daughter. 1132 01:04:57,011 --> 01:04:58,521 - Below the belt, Barnaby. 1133 01:04:58,523 --> 01:05:01,233 - Well, I hauled Charlotte out of that squat, 1134 01:05:01,234 --> 01:05:03,704 I personally thumped her crack head boyfriend 1135 01:05:03,695 --> 01:05:07,275 and I sent her home to you because I thought 1136 01:05:07,282 --> 01:05:09,402 that you were a decent person trying 1137 01:05:09,398 --> 01:05:11,118 to do your best for your country. 1138 01:05:13,184 --> 01:05:14,994 - And I still am. 1139 01:05:14,987 --> 01:05:16,337 - No you're not Brenda. 1140 01:05:16,342 --> 01:05:18,082 You're just like the Frazers, aren't you. 1141 01:05:18,084 --> 01:05:21,494 Still locked in that cold war hocus-pocus. 1142 01:05:21,494 --> 01:05:24,874 It meant little then, it means absolutely nothing now 1143 01:05:24,872 --> 01:05:27,292 apart from the fact that you are impeding 1144 01:05:27,291 --> 01:05:28,801 a murder investigation. 1145 01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:31,670 I will not allow that to happen. 1146 01:05:31,671 --> 01:05:33,541 So Brenda please answer my question 1147 01:05:33,537 --> 01:05:35,517 or I will personally take you to a small cell 1148 01:05:35,518 --> 01:05:37,888 and beat the truth out of you. 1149 01:05:44,329 --> 01:05:47,049 - When the wall was still up. 1150 01:05:47,051 --> 01:05:49,541 We had a little team of specialists working under Malcolm. 1151 01:05:49,543 --> 01:05:54,403 His son Nicky, wife Jenny and Jimmy Wells. 1152 01:05:54,402 --> 01:05:57,592 We got a lot of people out until there was a leak, 1153 01:05:58,635 --> 01:06:02,185 a betrayal and the whole thing unravelled 1154 01:06:02,191 --> 01:06:06,761 and Anglo-Russian relations took a quite spectacular dive. 1155 01:06:06,758 --> 01:06:08,138 - Did you find out who the traitor was? 1156 01:06:08,144 --> 01:06:09,014 - No. 1157 01:06:09,012 --> 01:06:12,102 So it all left a nasty taste in the corporate mouth 1158 01:06:12,097 --> 01:06:14,177 and a few careers stalled. 1159 01:06:15,100 --> 01:06:16,800 Including Malcolm's. 1160 01:06:19,813 --> 01:06:22,093 You should have stuck with us Tom. 1161 01:06:22,093 --> 01:06:25,923 Your life could have been equally fruitless. 1162 01:06:28,996 --> 01:06:30,286 - Ah. 1163 01:06:30,290 --> 01:06:31,160 Come on. 1164 01:06:33,129 --> 01:06:33,999 Think, think, think. 1165 01:06:33,998 --> 01:06:35,038 Think think. 1166 01:06:36,114 --> 01:06:36,984 Huh. 1167 01:07:07,808 --> 01:07:09,108 Nice one, Seth. 1168 01:07:12,438 --> 01:07:14,128 - It's been washed but we should be able 1169 01:07:14,127 --> 01:07:16,547 to find traces of blood in the bone crevices. 1170 01:07:18,204 --> 01:07:19,074 Yes. 1171 01:07:19,073 --> 01:07:21,043 Definitely the murder weapon. 1172 01:07:21,041 --> 01:07:24,091 - And what kind of creature has a skull like that then? 1173 01:07:24,085 --> 01:07:27,035 - It's from the felidae or cat family. 1174 01:07:27,036 --> 01:07:28,606 - Cat? 1175 01:07:28,611 --> 01:07:29,961 Pussy cat? 1176 01:07:29,956 --> 01:07:32,776 - Sabre toothed cat of Northern Chad. 1177 01:07:32,781 --> 01:07:34,191 They were about the size of a lion 1178 01:07:34,189 --> 01:07:36,259 and had huge projecting fangs. 1179 01:07:37,540 --> 01:07:38,410 - Are they still around? 1180 01:07:38,409 --> 01:07:42,079 - They say one was shot on the Ivory Coast in 1975. 1181 01:07:42,082 --> 01:07:45,472 It was officially identified as a mutant Jaguar. 1182 01:07:47,158 --> 01:07:48,568 - And that is what this is? 1183 01:07:49,798 --> 01:07:50,668 - No. 1184 01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:55,700 Actually I think this is a prehistoric smilodon fatalis. 1185 01:07:56,910 --> 01:07:59,600 They found a lot of them in the La Brea tarpits 1186 01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:01,200 in Los Angeles. 1187 01:08:01,195 --> 01:08:03,275 There's one in most museums. 1188 01:08:03,281 --> 01:08:05,711 - But it's nothing to do with any animal 1189 01:08:05,710 --> 01:08:08,810 that was ever seen in Midsomer? 1190 01:08:08,807 --> 01:08:10,827 - Not this side of the last ice age. 1191 01:08:13,009 --> 01:08:13,879 - All right. 1192 01:08:14,917 --> 01:08:17,517 - He's not in his shack by the pub 1193 01:08:17,524 --> 01:08:19,554 and hasn't been seen since yesterday. 1194 01:08:19,547 --> 01:08:23,637 - So-- - Sir. 1195 01:08:23,643 --> 01:08:24,823 - Seth! 1196 01:08:24,824 --> 01:08:27,414 Seth, can we have a word please? 1197 01:08:32,859 --> 01:08:34,509 He's doing a runner. 1198 01:08:34,510 --> 01:08:35,380 - On a tractor. 1199 01:08:35,378 --> 01:08:36,248 - [Barnaby] On a tractor. 1200 01:08:36,247 --> 01:08:37,187 Get after him. 1201 01:08:37,193 --> 01:08:38,063 - Right. 1202 01:08:58,059 --> 01:08:58,929 Seth. 1203 01:08:58,928 --> 01:08:59,798 What are you doing? 1204 01:09:02,107 --> 01:09:04,187 Seth will you just stop? 1205 01:09:06,710 --> 01:09:07,580 Seth. 1206 01:09:16,652 --> 01:09:18,222 - Well done Jones. 1207 01:09:19,860 --> 01:09:21,770 - You're under arrest. 1208 01:09:23,020 --> 01:09:25,250 You don't have to say anything 1209 01:09:25,252 --> 01:09:28,212 but it may harm your defence when. 1210 01:09:46,447 --> 01:09:48,277 - [Harry] That were amazing. 1211 01:09:48,284 --> 01:09:49,154 - Good. 1212 01:09:50,243 --> 01:09:51,413 - [Harry] Things you do-- 1213 01:09:51,413 --> 01:09:52,543 - Yeah yeah. 1214 01:09:52,540 --> 01:09:54,160 - How did you learn them things? 1215 01:09:54,157 --> 01:09:55,807 - I took classes. 1216 01:09:55,810 --> 01:09:57,110 Payment please. 1217 01:10:16,811 --> 01:10:18,381 You're very sweet. 1218 01:10:30,974 --> 01:10:33,584 (light music) 1219 01:11:03,620 --> 01:11:05,220 - No. 1220 01:11:05,224 --> 01:11:06,094 My car. 1221 01:11:07,013 --> 01:11:07,883 Oh my car. 1222 01:11:08,794 --> 01:11:09,664 My car! 1223 01:11:14,172 --> 01:11:17,262 - Yes, very sort of town and country metaphor, 1224 01:11:17,256 --> 01:11:18,556 that, isn't it? 1225 01:11:19,938 --> 01:11:22,618 - But inspector aren't you gonna do anything? 1226 01:11:22,619 --> 01:11:23,789 Inspector? 1227 01:11:23,791 --> 01:11:24,661 Inspector? 1228 01:11:25,921 --> 01:11:27,561 Oh man. 1229 01:11:27,558 --> 01:11:28,958 - [Jones] What was the murder weapon doing 1230 01:11:28,955 --> 01:11:30,195 in your shearing shed? 1231 01:11:31,551 --> 01:11:32,541 - Weapon? 1232 01:11:32,542 --> 01:11:34,472 - The skull with the fangs. 1233 01:11:34,471 --> 01:11:35,681 Did you kill those people? 1234 01:11:35,681 --> 01:11:36,551 - No. 1235 01:11:36,549 --> 01:11:37,719 - But they were killed with your skull. 1236 01:11:37,724 --> 01:11:38,904 - Not mine. 1237 01:11:38,903 --> 01:11:40,073 Of the beast. 1238 01:11:40,070 --> 01:11:41,240 Skull of the beast. 1239 01:11:41,238 --> 01:11:42,758 - That's crap, Seth. 1240 01:11:44,846 --> 01:11:46,676 You stole the skull from the museum, 1241 01:11:46,681 --> 01:11:50,411 then started this beast rumour to cover your tracks. 1242 01:11:51,394 --> 01:11:52,324 Come on Seth. 1243 01:11:52,322 --> 01:11:53,192 Spit it out. 1244 01:11:53,191 --> 01:11:54,061 Get it off your chest. 1245 01:11:54,059 --> 01:11:54,929 - Jones 1246 01:11:54,928 --> 01:11:55,798 - [Jones] Seth! 1247 01:11:55,797 --> 01:11:56,667 - Jones! 1248 01:11:59,746 --> 01:12:00,616 Seth. 1249 01:12:01,800 --> 01:12:02,670 Seth. 1250 01:12:04,261 --> 01:12:05,621 Can't be much fun, can it? 1251 01:12:06,639 --> 01:12:09,389 Living in a shack at the back of the pub? 1252 01:12:09,388 --> 01:12:12,558 - And there's not much money in lamb these days, is there. 1253 01:12:12,557 --> 01:12:13,427 - No. 1254 01:12:13,426 --> 01:12:16,626 - No, so a chap might need a bit of an earner. 1255 01:12:17,743 --> 01:12:19,463 So how much do you get paid for being the one 1256 01:12:19,464 --> 01:12:23,084 and only expert on the Beast of Midsomer? 1257 01:12:24,771 --> 01:12:28,191 - They done it Loch Ness. 1258 01:12:28,191 --> 01:12:30,311 Monster this, monster that. 1259 01:12:30,308 --> 01:12:31,688 Money in the till. 1260 01:12:31,685 --> 01:12:33,515 But there ain't no monster. 1261 01:12:33,520 --> 01:12:35,130 - And there isn't a beast. 1262 01:12:35,125 --> 01:12:38,435 - But isn't it going a bit far, killing people 1263 01:12:38,441 --> 01:12:40,531 to make your story sound credible? 1264 01:12:42,185 --> 01:12:43,865 - That weren't me! 1265 01:12:43,874 --> 01:12:45,424 Honest. 1266 01:12:45,417 --> 01:12:47,467 Someone stole that skull and done them things. 1267 01:12:47,471 --> 01:12:49,481 Put it back and make it look like it was me. 1268 01:12:49,476 --> 01:12:51,656 I wouldn't kill anyone. 1269 01:12:51,663 --> 01:12:52,533 - Listen 1270 01:12:52,531 --> 01:12:53,401 - Jones. 1271 01:12:59,894 --> 01:13:00,854 - Come here 1272 01:13:07,929 --> 01:13:08,839 - Cinch. 1273 01:13:10,067 --> 01:13:11,627 - Seth hasn't got the mental faculties 1274 01:13:11,631 --> 01:13:13,461 to organise a complex murder plot. 1275 01:13:13,455 --> 01:13:15,425 - Smart enough to manipulate the media. 1276 01:13:15,426 --> 01:13:16,626 - Ah, any fool can do that. 1277 01:13:16,625 --> 01:13:17,665 - But sir-- 1278 01:13:17,665 --> 01:13:21,585 - And Jones, I've checked the pub's CCTV cameras. 1279 01:13:21,589 --> 01:13:24,689 Seth was either helping behind the bar or in his shack 1280 01:13:24,685 --> 01:13:26,665 at the times of both murders. 1281 01:13:26,667 --> 01:13:28,287 - Well thanks for keeping me in that loop. 1282 01:13:28,289 --> 01:13:29,159 - That's okay. 1283 01:13:29,158 --> 01:13:32,038 - I got more of them, film things for you. 1284 01:13:37,483 --> 01:13:40,203 - It's very difficult to lip read at that distance. 1285 01:13:40,201 --> 01:13:42,841 - Just do the best you can Alice. 1286 01:13:44,476 --> 01:13:47,956 - Berlin wall, East German, something, 1287 01:13:52,985 --> 01:13:54,975 Wolf, Wolfman. 1288 01:14:00,482 --> 01:14:04,892 British Embassy would it something? 1289 01:14:07,176 --> 01:14:08,036 Then the other one says, 1290 01:14:08,044 --> 01:14:09,994 I don't something something traitors. 1291 01:14:15,551 --> 01:14:17,031 Is that a coffin? 1292 01:14:18,505 --> 01:14:21,365 (birds chirping) 1293 01:14:23,505 --> 01:14:25,995 - Never liked the idea of being a corpse. 1294 01:14:25,997 --> 01:14:27,577 - [Barnaby] No. 1295 01:14:27,575 --> 01:14:29,005 - That's my wife there. 1296 01:14:29,010 --> 01:14:30,390 Gwenny. 1297 01:14:30,387 --> 01:14:32,717 She's with our Nicky now. 1298 01:14:32,722 --> 01:14:33,832 - I'm sure she is. 1299 01:14:35,412 --> 01:14:36,282 - Grim stuff. 1300 01:14:38,561 --> 01:14:40,561 So what did you want? 1301 01:14:40,563 --> 01:14:43,223 - Why did you call Geoffrey Larkin a traitor? 1302 01:14:43,222 --> 01:14:44,092 - [Malcolm] Told you. 1303 01:14:44,091 --> 01:14:45,651 'Cause he was a bent little sharpie. 1304 01:14:45,652 --> 01:14:47,572 - [Barnaby] Yeah but that's not a traitor. 1305 01:14:47,570 --> 01:14:50,030 - [Malcolm] He lined his pockets with blood money. 1306 01:14:50,031 --> 01:14:52,151 That's a betrayal of mankind. 1307 01:14:53,107 --> 01:14:55,117 - [Barnaby] And Wolfman? 1308 01:14:55,120 --> 01:14:58,250 - That was the name of the file we kept on him. 1309 01:14:58,248 --> 01:15:01,238 Yes, appropriate too. 1310 01:15:01,240 --> 01:15:04,400 - Now, are you telling me the truth here, sir Malcolm? 1311 01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:05,960 - What is truth Barnaby? 1312 01:15:06,923 --> 01:15:08,023 It's like love. 1313 01:15:09,081 --> 01:15:12,241 One man's truth is another man's 1314 01:15:15,911 --> 01:15:17,091 Something or other. 1315 01:15:23,773 --> 01:15:25,453 - Sir M making any sense? 1316 01:15:25,452 --> 01:15:26,622 - No. 1317 01:15:26,620 --> 01:15:28,190 And he's lying through his teeth. 1318 01:15:28,194 --> 01:15:29,704 Did you know it's physiological with some people, 1319 01:15:29,696 --> 01:15:31,576 when they're lying they tighten their nostrils 1320 01:15:31,583 --> 01:15:33,023 or narrow their pupils. 1321 01:15:33,022 --> 01:15:37,192 Malcolm was doing both overtime but he's so close 1322 01:15:37,193 --> 01:15:40,723 to going over the edge, didn't want to push it. 1323 01:15:40,723 --> 01:15:42,033 - They're all stalling. 1324 01:15:42,031 --> 01:15:42,961 - Yeah. 1325 01:15:42,959 --> 01:15:46,059 So let us insert some ginger in the appropriate orifices 1326 01:15:47,078 --> 01:15:49,158 and see if we can make the horses dance. 1327 01:15:51,124 --> 01:15:51,994 - What? 1328 01:15:56,911 --> 01:15:59,371 - I can't talk to you about all that back stuff. 1329 01:15:59,371 --> 01:16:00,741 They'd string me up by me tackle. 1330 01:16:00,737 --> 01:16:05,137 - What if I told you the boss said it was okay? 1331 01:16:05,144 --> 01:16:08,474 - [Jimmy] (laughing) You don't even know who the boss is. 1332 01:16:09,423 --> 01:16:11,183 - Are you through Jones? 1333 01:16:11,175 --> 01:16:12,035 - Yes sir. 1334 01:16:18,182 --> 01:16:19,052 - Good God. 1335 01:16:19,050 --> 01:16:20,570 - Correct Jimmy. 1336 01:16:20,570 --> 01:16:21,440 Sit down. 1337 01:16:24,331 --> 01:16:26,441 You look as shifty as ever. 1338 01:16:26,440 --> 01:16:27,430 - Yes Mrs. Packard. 1339 01:16:28,338 --> 01:16:33,548 - Now co-operate fully, repeat fully, with Mr. Barnaby 1340 01:16:33,979 --> 01:16:37,309 or I'll have you in Belmarsh before you can say code six. 1341 01:16:39,026 --> 01:16:39,986 Goodbye Jimmy. 1342 01:16:45,689 --> 01:16:47,079 - Respect. 1343 01:16:47,075 --> 01:16:48,005 - Right. 1344 01:16:48,014 --> 01:16:49,624 Berlin? 1345 01:16:49,620 --> 01:16:53,850 You were part of a team that got people across the wall. 1346 01:16:53,853 --> 01:16:54,913 All right? 1347 01:16:54,906 --> 01:16:59,266 - Yeah, they got me in because I was a mechanics whizz. 1348 01:16:59,265 --> 01:17:01,815 Got a whole family out in a home made balloon. 1349 01:17:01,819 --> 01:17:03,999 Another bloke on a flying fox. 1350 01:17:03,998 --> 01:17:07,158 But, but, but tunnels, tunnels was the best. 1351 01:17:07,155 --> 01:17:09,495 - And how long did this go on for? 1352 01:17:09,501 --> 01:17:10,791 - Oh. 1353 01:17:10,792 --> 01:17:14,302 A couple of years, then one day it all went arse up. 1354 01:17:16,521 --> 01:17:17,391 - Go on. 1355 01:17:18,450 --> 01:17:19,930 - It was a good tunnel. 1356 01:17:19,925 --> 01:17:23,055 (speaking in a foreign language) 1357 01:17:23,059 --> 01:17:25,299 We'd got half a dozen people down that one. 1358 01:17:34,686 --> 01:17:35,596 (speaking in foreign language) 1359 01:17:35,603 --> 01:17:36,973 It was a kid that day. 1360 01:17:40,105 --> 01:17:41,245 But they were onto us. 1361 01:17:42,673 --> 01:17:44,033 Someone must have blabbed. 1362 01:17:52,474 --> 01:17:53,934 - [Barnaby] And what did they do to you? 1363 01:17:55,911 --> 01:17:58,241 - Water boarding. 1364 01:17:58,237 --> 01:17:59,757 - water boarding? 1365 01:17:59,757 --> 01:18:02,537 (man screaming) 1366 01:18:10,568 --> 01:18:12,078 (speaking in foreign language) 1367 01:18:12,080 --> 01:18:14,580 - Those blokes were 20 years ahead of the yanks. 1368 01:18:17,551 --> 01:18:19,051 I told them everything they wanted to know. 1369 01:18:19,053 --> 01:18:21,813 So the whole op was blown. 1370 01:18:22,756 --> 01:18:24,946 - And then what happened to you? 1371 01:18:24,954 --> 01:18:27,824 - Three years in a Dresden slammer 1372 01:18:27,822 --> 01:18:30,412 before our people done a deal. 1373 01:18:30,408 --> 01:18:33,028 - And did you go on working for the company? 1374 01:18:34,203 --> 01:18:36,493 - Surprisingly not Mr. Barnaby. 1375 01:18:36,487 --> 01:18:40,797 No they gave me enough money to start up the biz here 1376 01:18:40,804 --> 01:18:42,944 then told me to keep schtum or they would nail my knackers 1377 01:18:42,941 --> 01:18:44,121 to the church tower. 1378 01:18:46,622 --> 01:18:49,412 - Do you ever find out who it was who betrayed you all? 1379 01:18:50,616 --> 01:18:51,476 - No. 1380 01:18:52,753 --> 01:18:54,493 I still await that pleasure. 1381 01:18:57,518 --> 01:18:59,238 - [Jones] Do we buy all that? 1382 01:18:59,239 --> 01:19:00,669 - [Barnaby] Some. 1383 01:19:00,667 --> 01:19:03,167 - Maybe we should rely on actual evidence. 1384 01:19:03,170 --> 01:19:04,620 - What do you have in mind? 1385 01:19:04,619 --> 01:19:07,789 - Well Gail and I've been looking at the CCTV stuff. 1386 01:19:07,789 --> 01:19:08,919 - Oh she's keen. 1387 01:19:10,750 --> 01:19:11,720 - So am I. 1388 01:19:20,322 --> 01:19:25,412 - Saintly or standing to attention. 1389 01:19:29,206 --> 01:19:30,706 What? 1390 01:19:30,708 --> 01:19:31,838 Who did that? 1391 01:19:33,085 --> 01:19:34,125 Who's there? 1392 01:19:40,947 --> 01:19:42,567 (knocking on the coffin) 1393 01:19:42,565 --> 01:19:44,215 What are you doing? 1394 01:19:45,295 --> 01:19:47,535 What's going on? 1395 01:19:47,537 --> 01:19:50,787 - See sir, Larkin's first night there. 1396 01:19:50,790 --> 01:19:53,900 Jenny Frazer comes down the stairs in her dressing gown 1397 01:19:54,815 --> 01:19:56,425 then there's a gap, see, 1398 01:19:57,526 --> 01:19:59,686 then she goes out the front door. 1399 01:20:01,791 --> 01:20:03,241 - So why isn't the main part 1400 01:20:03,240 --> 01:20:04,910 of the hall way covered as well? 1401 01:20:07,307 --> 01:20:08,397 - Then there's Nicky. 1402 01:20:11,895 --> 01:20:12,775 Now, where is he? 1403 01:20:14,700 --> 01:20:15,670 - Yeah, where? 1404 01:20:15,669 --> 01:20:17,719 - We don't know because there's no coverage 1405 01:20:17,723 --> 01:20:20,083 on that side of the building either. 1406 01:20:20,080 --> 01:20:21,380 - So anyone could still go in 1407 01:20:21,383 --> 01:20:23,403 and out without being observed. 1408 01:20:23,396 --> 01:20:26,086 - If they knew what the coverage was. 1409 01:20:26,091 --> 01:20:26,961 - I was getting to that. 1410 01:20:26,960 --> 01:20:28,570 I was gonna say that actual thing. 1411 01:20:28,568 --> 01:20:31,138 - But you were taking too long Detective Jones. 1412 01:20:31,143 --> 01:20:33,233 Well done Detective Stephens. 1413 01:20:34,188 --> 01:20:35,638 - Thank you, sir. 1414 01:20:35,639 --> 01:20:38,249 (light music) 1415 01:20:44,884 --> 01:20:46,794 - Reg, sir Malcolm about? 1416 01:20:46,794 --> 01:20:48,244 - Haven't seen him, sir. 1417 01:20:48,244 --> 01:20:49,114 - Mrs. Frazer? 1418 01:20:49,112 --> 01:20:50,512 - [Reg] Gone shopping. 1419 01:20:50,506 --> 01:20:51,936 - What about Jarvis? 1420 01:20:51,935 --> 01:20:53,465 - Around somewhere I guess. 1421 01:20:53,468 --> 01:20:54,338 - Oh yes. 1422 01:21:02,643 --> 01:21:03,583 - [Jones] No one up there, sir. 1423 01:21:03,582 --> 01:21:04,832 - And he's not in there. 1424 01:21:04,832 --> 01:21:06,182 Oh no. 1425 01:21:06,184 --> 01:21:07,494 No, wait a sec. 1426 01:21:11,295 --> 01:21:12,705 - Not here. 1427 01:21:12,706 --> 01:21:14,166 - Nor is his box. 1428 01:21:18,092 --> 01:21:19,682 - [Malcolm] What you doing? 1429 01:21:19,675 --> 01:21:23,805 (knocking on the coffin) 1430 01:21:23,805 --> 01:21:24,665 Help! 1431 01:21:36,785 --> 01:21:41,435 - It's still warm, he must be here somewhere. 1432 01:21:41,443 --> 01:21:42,483 - I'm sorry, what? 1433 01:21:43,358 --> 01:21:44,448 - Jarvis. 1434 01:21:44,448 --> 01:21:46,028 - What about Jarvis? 1435 01:21:46,029 --> 01:21:47,439 - Well he's the obvious suspect. 1436 01:21:47,438 --> 01:21:49,228 - Why do you say that? 1437 01:21:49,229 --> 01:21:50,799 (car honking) 1438 01:21:50,800 --> 01:21:52,100 - He's the only one left? 1439 01:21:53,288 --> 01:21:54,798 - Ooh, that'll sound good in court. 1440 01:21:54,796 --> 01:21:57,166 (car honking) 1441 01:21:57,167 --> 01:21:58,257 - What are you doing? 1442 01:21:59,286 --> 01:22:00,436 - Where have you been sir? 1443 01:22:00,441 --> 01:22:02,361 - Fixing the wing of my car. 1444 01:22:03,316 --> 01:22:04,576 - [Barnaby] Have you seen sir Malcolm? 1445 01:22:04,580 --> 01:22:07,250 - He was working on his coffin about half an hour ago. 1446 01:22:08,563 --> 01:22:10,893 - Sir Malcolm isn't here, the coffin isn't here. 1447 01:22:10,889 --> 01:22:12,859 But the Range Rover is here. 1448 01:22:12,859 --> 01:22:15,419 - So how did he move the coffin from the premises? 1449 01:22:17,760 --> 01:22:19,080 - So, should should I. 1450 01:22:21,667 --> 01:22:23,717 - The question is not how but who-- 1451 01:22:23,721 --> 01:22:25,341 - I've got it. 1452 01:22:25,341 --> 01:22:26,351 The cricket club. 1453 01:22:31,274 --> 01:22:32,264 - Practise session. 1454 01:22:33,974 --> 01:22:37,144 I was sitting here, Jimmy hit me with a bouncer. 1455 01:22:37,144 --> 01:22:38,014 - Yeah go on. 1456 01:22:39,042 --> 01:22:42,582 - Jenny Frazer made a circle on a car window 1457 01:22:42,577 --> 01:22:43,507 with her finger. 1458 01:22:46,237 --> 01:22:48,417 Then she made a mark in the circle. 1459 01:22:48,416 --> 01:22:49,996 - Clock code. 1460 01:22:50,001 --> 01:22:52,991 Whereabouts in the circle? 1461 01:22:52,993 --> 01:22:53,993 - Centre top. 1462 01:22:53,994 --> 01:22:54,864 - Centre top. 1463 01:22:54,863 --> 01:22:56,783 Midday or midnight. 1464 01:22:56,778 --> 01:22:58,898 Whose car was it, do you know? 1465 01:23:04,293 --> 01:23:05,973 - It had trade plates on it. 1466 01:23:05,972 --> 01:23:07,612 - I don't know what you're on about. 1467 01:23:07,612 --> 01:23:09,232 - Yes you do Jimmy. 1468 01:23:09,228 --> 01:23:13,258 You were or are having an affair with Jenny Frazer. 1469 01:23:13,264 --> 01:23:14,374 - Nah. 1470 01:23:14,369 --> 01:23:15,869 - It's not a crime Jimmy. 1471 01:23:15,870 --> 01:23:16,740 You don't have to lie. 1472 01:23:16,739 --> 01:23:19,039 Look we're not here to nick you for anything. 1473 01:23:19,040 --> 01:23:21,070 Try and overcome your natural instincts would you 1474 01:23:21,073 --> 01:23:23,573 and tell us the truth for a second. 1475 01:23:23,566 --> 01:23:24,816 - I deny everything. 1476 01:23:26,099 --> 01:23:27,959 - Jenny left a message on one of your cars 1477 01:23:27,955 --> 01:23:28,975 at the cricket club. 1478 01:23:28,977 --> 01:23:30,107 Meet her at midnight. 1479 01:23:30,114 --> 01:23:32,504 We have a video of the pair of you going at it 1480 01:23:32,502 --> 01:23:33,792 hammer and tongs. 1481 01:23:34,879 --> 01:23:36,269 - You got visuals? 1482 01:23:36,266 --> 01:23:37,536 - Yes. 1483 01:23:37,538 --> 01:23:38,988 - Why didn't you say? 1484 01:23:38,987 --> 01:23:40,327 - Where is she? 1485 01:23:41,302 --> 01:23:42,172 - I dunno. 1486 01:23:43,627 --> 01:23:47,007 - Jimmy, have you lent her a vehicle lately? 1487 01:23:47,006 --> 01:23:49,966 Something big enough to hold a long box? 1488 01:23:56,417 --> 01:23:57,977 - [Malcolm] Hello? 1489 01:23:59,809 --> 01:24:00,679 Hello? 1490 01:24:01,958 --> 01:24:02,898 - [Jimmy] She can't help it you know. 1491 01:24:02,897 --> 01:24:04,127 She was trained for it. 1492 01:24:05,243 --> 01:24:06,873 - [Jones] Trained for what? 1493 01:24:06,869 --> 01:24:08,809 - Work it out son. 1494 01:24:08,809 --> 01:24:11,139 Ah the hearse is gone. 1495 01:24:11,135 --> 01:24:12,045 Harry! 1496 01:24:12,052 --> 01:24:13,942 You grubby little begger. 1497 01:24:13,939 --> 01:24:14,809 - [Harry] What? 1498 01:24:14,807 --> 01:24:16,327 - [Jimmy] So you think your own man do you, hey? 1499 01:24:16,329 --> 01:24:17,259 Do you? 1500 01:24:17,258 --> 01:24:18,828 You grubby little sod. 1501 01:24:18,834 --> 01:24:21,444 - I think we'd better move on. 1502 01:24:23,257 --> 01:24:25,517 (buzzing) 1503 01:24:38,109 --> 01:24:39,289 - Causton crematorium. 1504 01:24:39,287 --> 01:24:40,477 Everyone available. 1505 01:25:01,467 --> 01:25:03,467 - [Malcolm] Help, help. 1506 01:25:06,911 --> 01:25:07,871 Help, help. 1507 01:25:09,384 --> 01:25:10,804 - [Jenny] As we commit Malcolm Frazer 1508 01:25:10,798 --> 01:25:12,238 - Help. - to the flames 1509 01:25:12,237 --> 01:25:14,067 let us remember what he meant 1510 01:25:14,072 --> 01:25:15,772 to all of us. - Help. 1511 01:25:15,769 --> 01:25:17,639 - [Jenny] An evil, 1512 01:25:17,641 --> 01:25:19,011 manipulative, - what are you doing? 1513 01:25:19,010 --> 01:25:20,550 - uncaring man - help. 1514 01:25:20,547 --> 01:25:24,137 - who is finally getting what he so richly deserves. 1515 01:25:26,036 --> 01:25:27,506 - [Malcolm] Help. 1516 01:25:36,150 --> 01:25:38,470 - Round the back. 1517 01:25:38,474 --> 01:25:43,694 - Oh. 1518 01:26:01,262 --> 01:26:02,132 - Jones! 1519 01:26:05,411 --> 01:26:06,281 Jones! 1520 01:26:07,440 --> 01:26:08,310 Jones! 1521 01:26:09,864 --> 01:26:11,224 The bolts under the bolts. 1522 01:26:22,642 --> 01:26:24,542 ♪ Bread of heaven ♪ 1523 01:26:24,540 --> 01:26:27,030 ♪ Bread of heaven ♪ 1524 01:26:27,033 --> 01:26:30,123 ♪ Feed me now and evermore ♪ 1525 01:26:30,118 --> 01:26:34,588 ♪ Ever more ♪ 1526 01:26:34,592 --> 01:26:39,552 ♪ Feed me till I want ♪ 1527 01:26:39,553 --> 01:26:41,813 ♪ No more ♪ 1528 01:26:45,510 --> 01:26:47,680 - It's all right darling. 1529 01:26:49,528 --> 01:26:50,828 It's all right. 1530 01:26:58,342 --> 01:27:00,142 She didn't mean nothing. 1531 01:27:00,139 --> 01:27:02,419 She's just a bit upset after Nicky. 1532 01:27:03,619 --> 01:27:06,009 - She has murdered two people. 1533 01:27:06,007 --> 01:27:07,927 she's just attempted to kill a third. 1534 01:27:07,925 --> 01:27:08,785 - Nah. 1535 01:27:08,794 --> 01:27:09,664 You got that wrong. 1536 01:27:09,662 --> 01:27:10,532 - Jenny? 1537 01:27:11,763 --> 01:27:12,633 Jenny? 1538 01:27:13,692 --> 01:27:14,562 Berlin? 1539 01:27:15,787 --> 01:27:16,827 All those years ago? 1540 01:27:18,571 --> 01:27:20,471 You and Jimmy were running the escape routes 1541 01:27:20,469 --> 01:27:22,599 from East Berlin, weren't you? 1542 01:27:23,792 --> 01:27:28,192 And the shared risk, shared excitement threw you together. 1543 01:27:30,052 --> 01:27:33,732 Whilst Nicky was organising the West Berlin end of things. 1544 01:27:33,734 --> 01:27:38,164 But someone betrayed you that day. 1545 01:27:39,965 --> 01:27:42,555 Did you ever suspect that it was Nicky? 1546 01:27:42,555 --> 01:27:46,805 (speaking in a foreign language) 1547 01:27:48,502 --> 01:27:50,852 - No, we were a close team. 1548 01:27:53,565 --> 01:27:55,525 He was really sympathetic. 1549 01:27:56,471 --> 01:28:00,521 Especially when he told me that Jimmy had died in the East. 1550 01:28:01,792 --> 01:28:02,992 - [Jones] Who told you? 1551 01:28:03,971 --> 01:28:05,361 - Malcolm and Nicky. 1552 01:28:05,355 --> 01:28:07,265 - And you believed them? 1553 01:28:07,266 --> 01:28:08,446 - Why would they lie? 1554 01:28:11,458 --> 01:28:12,848 - And you married Nicky. 1555 01:28:14,316 --> 01:28:15,176 - A year later. 1556 01:28:17,213 --> 01:28:18,573 I wasn't in love with him, 1557 01:28:20,915 --> 01:28:23,745 but Nicky and Malcolm were like my, my family by then. 1558 01:28:29,778 --> 01:28:32,108 Nicky wasn't up to much in the bed. 1559 01:28:33,308 --> 01:28:34,638 Not much fun for a young woman. 1560 01:28:34,637 --> 01:28:35,507 So. 1561 01:28:39,016 --> 01:28:40,276 I diversified. 1562 01:28:45,095 --> 01:28:47,435 Not many secrets in the Brit community there, 1563 01:28:48,943 --> 01:28:51,383 so word of my behaviour soon got around. 1564 01:28:54,480 --> 01:28:55,810 Malcolm called me in. 1565 01:28:57,014 --> 01:29:02,234 Said he understood my feelings and Nicky's failures. 1566 01:29:02,258 --> 01:29:05,198 but instead of upsetting the apple cart by leaving 1567 01:29:05,204 --> 01:29:07,494 - [Malcolm] Don't want to upset the applecart, do we? 1568 01:29:07,486 --> 01:29:08,806 - [Jenny] Why didn't I use 1569 01:29:08,807 --> 01:29:11,667 my obvious skills and inclinations 1570 01:29:11,674 --> 01:29:15,414 to serve my country? - to serve your country. 1571 01:29:15,407 --> 01:29:16,727 - Mrs. Honey trap. 1572 01:29:18,066 --> 01:29:19,966 Whoring for England. 1573 01:29:19,974 --> 01:29:22,744 Making a virtue out of my hobby. 1574 01:29:25,427 --> 01:29:28,077 Felt about as cheap as a bag of flour. 1575 01:29:32,132 --> 01:29:33,952 We came back to Allenby and I settled 1576 01:29:33,946 --> 01:29:37,656 for a life of frustration, 1577 01:29:39,275 --> 01:29:40,315 compromise, 1578 01:29:41,360 --> 01:29:42,290 depression. 1579 01:29:45,760 --> 01:29:48,770 - But then Jimmy came back from the dead. 1580 01:29:50,546 --> 01:29:54,546 - Horrible home life but a lover to keep me happy. 1581 01:29:55,457 --> 01:29:57,947 - Until Geoffrey Larkin turned up. 1582 01:30:00,838 --> 01:30:02,418 It was you who supervised 1583 01:30:02,423 --> 01:30:06,093 and controlled the security systems at Allenby, wasn't it?. 1584 01:30:06,093 --> 01:30:08,643 - Malcolm and Nicky were useless at anything practical 1585 01:30:08,637 --> 01:30:11,057 or mechanical so they were my toys. 1586 01:30:15,676 --> 01:30:19,206 - I recently came across one old file marked Wolfman. 1587 01:30:20,706 --> 01:30:21,756 Hello. 1588 01:30:21,760 --> 01:30:23,790 You've gone all pale. 1589 01:30:23,788 --> 01:30:25,928 Blood pressure having a bit of a plummet? 1590 01:30:27,409 --> 01:30:29,819 Would you like that file Sir Malcolm? 1591 01:30:29,819 --> 01:30:34,599 - [Barnaby] But it was you who really wanted that file. 1592 01:30:44,885 --> 01:30:50,005 And finally, finally you got to know the real Berlin story. 1593 01:30:54,468 --> 01:30:55,338 - Jimmy. 1594 01:30:58,161 --> 01:30:59,731 Malcolm and Nicky. 1595 01:31:01,522 --> 01:31:03,962 They were the real traitors. 1596 01:31:06,862 --> 01:31:09,372 They had a deal going with a Stasi officer. 1597 01:31:10,449 --> 01:31:15,049 They'd get people over the wall for massive backhanders. 1598 01:31:15,047 --> 01:31:17,037 Some of them were legit good guys but most of them were 1599 01:31:17,039 --> 01:31:20,219 just plain crooks, black marketeers, soviet thugs, 1600 01:31:20,219 --> 01:31:24,539 anybody with money could buy a ticket on the MI6 express. 1601 01:31:24,536 --> 01:31:26,176 - No wonder they set you up. 1602 01:31:27,800 --> 01:31:30,700 - Why didn't you tell me about the bleedin' file, Jen? 1603 01:31:30,699 --> 01:31:34,959 - Because Jimmy, if she could get rid rid of Nicky 1604 01:31:34,963 --> 01:31:38,793 and Malcolm Frazer then guess who would inherit Allenby? 1605 01:31:40,198 --> 01:31:41,068 - Jen? 1606 01:31:42,043 --> 01:31:43,083 - You two could have lived 1607 01:31:43,075 --> 01:31:45,175 quite happily together, couldn't you? 1608 01:31:45,182 --> 01:31:47,282 But not with Geoffrey Larkin about. 1609 01:31:47,278 --> 01:31:50,078 Because he knew what was in the Wolfman file, 1610 01:31:50,082 --> 01:31:52,812 and very soon he'd have been pointing the finger. 1611 01:31:52,814 --> 01:31:54,534 So he had to go? 1612 01:31:58,435 --> 01:32:00,505 And then you thought you'd piggy back 1613 01:32:00,510 --> 01:32:04,290 on Seth Comfort's ridiculous beast scam. 1614 01:32:07,923 --> 01:32:09,853 - Borrowed the skull did you? 1615 01:32:09,852 --> 01:32:12,532 And overcame a big guy like Larkin? 1616 01:32:12,532 --> 01:32:13,652 - Easy, he was a man. 1617 01:32:20,091 --> 01:32:23,051 (animal whirling) 1618 01:32:26,004 --> 01:32:27,394 - Someone there? 1619 01:32:32,138 --> 01:32:33,008 - I thought you might fancy a nightcap. 1620 01:32:35,760 --> 01:32:37,270 - I thought I read you right. 1621 01:32:38,943 --> 01:32:39,813 - Almost. 1622 01:32:53,521 --> 01:32:56,211 - So you disguised the wound by tearing it a bit more 1623 01:32:56,211 --> 01:32:57,781 with the skull. 1624 01:32:57,775 --> 01:32:59,035 - Yes. 1625 01:32:59,037 --> 01:33:00,127 - Nice. 1626 01:33:00,132 --> 01:33:02,762 - And Nicky was even easier, wasn't he? 1627 01:33:02,762 --> 01:33:06,172 'Cos Nicky as usual, was drunk. 1628 01:33:06,171 --> 01:33:07,841 - What? 1629 01:33:07,840 --> 01:33:10,970 - [Jenny] I Never knew what hit him. 1630 01:33:14,334 --> 01:33:15,554 - Oh dear god. 1631 01:33:17,568 --> 01:33:19,248 - Jimmy they deserved it. 1632 01:33:19,248 --> 01:33:20,548 - No, no Jenny. 1633 01:33:22,459 --> 01:33:27,669 I don't think so. 1634 01:33:28,151 --> 01:33:29,191 Shall we go? 1635 01:33:57,270 --> 01:33:58,680 - Very professional. 1636 01:33:58,680 --> 01:33:59,640 - [Barnaby] Ah, there's a compliment. 1637 01:33:59,637 --> 01:34:00,617 Thanks very much sir. 1638 01:34:00,622 --> 01:34:01,672 - [Glen] Huh. 1639 01:34:01,665 --> 01:34:03,465 - [Barnaby] You not leaving us, are you? 1640 01:34:03,466 --> 01:34:05,266 - [Glen] Obviously. 1641 01:34:05,270 --> 01:34:06,410 - New posting? 1642 01:34:06,406 --> 01:34:07,276 - Yes. 1643 01:34:07,275 --> 01:34:09,765 Global warming has opened up the Arctic. 1644 01:34:09,774 --> 01:34:10,674 North West passage. 1645 01:34:10,671 --> 01:34:14,221 I will be monitoring the shipping traffic. 1646 01:34:14,216 --> 01:34:15,916 - Oh, very important. 1647 01:34:15,916 --> 01:34:16,836 - Yes it is Important. 1648 01:34:16,844 --> 01:34:17,854 Yes it is. 1649 01:34:17,845 --> 01:34:19,095 - Congratulations 1650 01:34:19,096 --> 01:34:20,566 - Thank you. 1651 01:34:20,573 --> 01:34:21,443 Ah. 1652 01:34:22,733 --> 01:34:23,833 I wish you a good day 1653 01:34:31,732 --> 01:34:33,182 - You smiling, sir? 1654 01:34:33,180 --> 01:34:34,240 - No, certainly not. 1655 01:34:34,239 --> 01:34:39,369 I'm not the petty, spiteful, vindictive sort. (laughing) 1656 01:34:46,881 --> 01:34:47,751 - [Man] Yes! 1657 01:34:47,750 --> 01:34:48,620 Innings! 1658 01:34:50,542 --> 01:34:51,412 And again! 1659 01:35:04,474 --> 01:35:05,344 - Brenda! 1660 01:35:06,532 --> 01:35:10,062 They're having this rematch as a decider 1661 01:35:11,054 --> 01:35:12,984 but we can leave before the punch up. 1662 01:35:16,549 --> 01:35:18,099 - How's he coming along? 1663 01:35:21,096 --> 01:35:23,646 - Remarkably well for one 1664 01:35:23,650 --> 01:35:26,210 who lived through his own cremation. 1665 01:35:26,205 --> 01:35:30,685 - He deserves to be roasted alive and when he returns 1666 01:35:30,689 --> 01:35:35,179 from the twilight zone I'll have him locked up. 1667 01:35:35,179 --> 01:35:37,269 - Better to remain insane? 1668 01:35:39,072 --> 01:35:39,942 - Probably. 1669 01:35:41,022 --> 01:35:42,542 - Well I'll tell him. 1670 01:35:42,544 --> 01:35:43,784 Keep on gibbering. 1671 01:35:45,787 --> 01:35:47,717 - You always were a bit of a Bolshie. 1672 01:35:53,425 --> 01:35:56,375 (payers cheering) 1673 01:36:02,421 --> 01:36:04,151 Your chappie's been clobbered. 1674 01:36:04,147 --> 01:36:05,017 - Yeah. 1675 01:36:08,476 --> 01:36:09,606 What a shame. 1676 01:36:10,788 --> 01:36:13,398 (light music)